# Bad bad bad "I did it again!" (beck, you dummy, you don't have a click on every freebie you see, please STOP!") **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2023, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667 "2023-03-26T04:17:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667/21 "2023-03-26T20:16:06Z")
Make sure to include the “immense pleasure” part in your review of their airline cup. These jokes just write themselves. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667/22 "2023-03-26T21:23:52Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Holy crap. Hey, we men have endured cordless massager ads for decades. Turnabout is fair play. I gotta say though, I’d no more stick my banana in that thing than snap it off. [![](https://preview.redd.it/give-it-to-her-advertisement-for-massager-1960-makes-sore-v0-lpxc2mgl75g91.jpg?auto=webp&s=0224df49e89bb7dc65b0781fb8b414f44d116c04) ](https://preview.redd.it/give-it-to-her-advertisement-for-massager-1960-makes-sore-v0-lpxc2mgl75g91.jpg?auto=webp&s=0224df49e89bb7dc65b0781fb8b414f44d116c04) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667/23 "2023-03-26T22:04:56Z")
I imagine that thingy does stimulate circulation when used not on a neck. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667/24 "2023-03-27T00:43:21Z")
Read the ad. Why do men have to pay a buck extra? 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667/25 "2023-03-27T02:48:17Z")
To offset the women paying $5 extra for shampoo, or a haircut, or shoes, or … Besides, the men’s version is bigger. Of course. And men have more money to spend and more willingness to spend it on sexual hedonism. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667/26 "2023-03-27T03:06:49Z")
Why would a man need a bigger one? Oh “too small” Ewwww. Grossed my self out the back door. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667/27 "2023-03-27T03:31:43Z")
You go right out that back door Young Lady! And don’t come back in the back door until you’ve repented the error of your ways! Bad Beck! Bad, bad, bad! 😁 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667/28 "2023-03-27T08:19:13Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Why would a man need a bigger one? Oh “too small” I puzzled over that and came up with man-sized model, you know, ten-inches instead of six. Not necessarily used by men. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-i-did-it-again-beck-you-dummy-you-dont-have-a-click-on-every-freebie-you-see-please-stop/981667.md?page=1)