Make sure to include the “immense pleasure” part in your review of their airline cup. These jokes just write themselves.
Hey, we men have endured cordless massager ads for decades. Turnabout is fair play.
I gotta say though, I’d no more stick my banana in that thing than snap it off.
I imagine that thingy does stimulate circulation when used not on a neck.
Read the ad.
Why do men have to pay a buck extra?
To offset the women paying $5 extra for shampoo, or a haircut, or shoes, or …
Besides, the men’s version is bigger. Of course. And men have more money to spend and more willingness to spend it on sexual hedonism.
Why would a man need a bigger one? Oh “too small”
Ewwww. Grossed my self out the back door.
You go right out that back door Young Lady! And don’t come back in the back door until you’ve repented the error of your ways! Bad Beck! Bad, bad, bad!
I puzzled over that and came up with man-sized model, you know, ten-inches instead of six.
Not necessarily used by men.