# Bad, bad, bad kerfuffles. Mr. W flew in from Mexico. And....my Sister shows up

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 17, 2021, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194 "2021-04-17T07:41:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/21 "2021-04-18T05:21:46Z")

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I figure the ghost cabin/room is lacking feng shei(misspelled, I’m sure)  
It’s a square room, well almost 21x20. It has an old fireplace that doesn’t draw well in one corner and every wall has windows or doors. You can’t really decorate it properly. Mr.Wrekkers dead animal taxidermy is all over the walls. There’s shelves with junk I’ve found laying around the land. And a sofa/bed thing.

It’s the one room I can’t get right or come up with a proper use for.  
So it sits. Collecting dust on all them deer antlers.  
The old antique log walls make a dust of their own. Which is nasty.  
I smudge it a couple times a year, just in case ghosts are real.

I’m careful like that.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/22 "2021-04-18T10:03:44Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Mr.Wrekkers dead animal taxidermy is all over the walls.

Yep, I wouldn’t be able to sleep in that room either.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/23 "2021-04-18T13:44:56Z")

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I agree. Bad karma

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/24 "2021-04-18T21:54:19Z")

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Enough of the karma, I gather nothing bad, bad, bad happened last night? Well then, what about tonight?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/25 "2021-04-19T02:35:28Z")

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Any Bigfoot sightings today?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/26 "2021-04-19T05:34:28Z")

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I have to say that “Pregnant Texas Daughter” would make a helluva country song.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/27 "2021-04-19T06:13:58Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I have to say that “Pregnant Texas Daughter” would make a helluva country song.

Next on that album, “My sister’s a bitch and I love her”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/28 "2021-04-19T06:50:50Z")

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My personal country song title:  
“She’s bad bad bad”

I need the first line @spoons or @Gatopescado

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/29 "2021-04-19T07:33:14Z")

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_Well, there’s a part of Arkansas,_  
_Where you better not stick out your neck,_  
_Cause if you go down there, you better just beware_  
_Of a poster named Beckdawrek._

_And she’s bad, bad Beckdawrek,_  
_The baddest girl who’s armed with tech,_  
_Badder than old King Kong,_  
_And meaner than a junkyard dog._

How’s that, **Beck**?

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/30 "2021-04-19T07:56:33Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> _Well, there’s a part of Arkansas,_  
> _Where you better not stick out your neck,_  
> _Cause if you go down there, you better just beware_  
> _Of a poster named Beckdawrek._
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> _And she’s bad, bad Beckdawrek,_  
> _The baddest girl who’s armed with tech,_  
> _Badder than old King Kong,_  
> _And meaner than a junkyard dog._

Well now Becks, she might seem fragile  
But she stands six foot or more  
All the wild hogs call her the spectral sniper  
But the cats just call her serf.

And she’s Bad, Bad, Beckdawreck  
Baddest Mom in the South, by heck!  
She’s a hater of dull small-talk,  
And lover of them corn dogs

Now our Becks, she’s an artist  
And she does things her own way,  
It might not make sense to them Arkansasans,  
But we love her anyway

She’s got big dogs in the kennels  
And small dogs in the house  
She’s got two cats, Lord, that will send you runnin’  
If you threaten her anyhow.

And she’s Bad, Bad, Beckdawreck  
Best pie-baker in the South, by heck!  
She won’t set by while half-wits squawk,  
But she sure loves them corn dogs

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/31 "2021-04-19T14:33:35Z")

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> [@Bullitt](#):
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> > [@Spoons](#):
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> > I have to say that “Pregnant Texas Daughter” would make a helluva country song.
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> Next on that album, “My sister’s a bitch and I love her”

My apologies **Beck** , on rereading my post it doesn’t come off as lighthearted as I meant it. I should use smileys more.

Next on that album, “My sister’s a bitch, and I love her” 🙂

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**Author:** ![Old\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@Old\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Wench)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/32 "2021-04-19T15:18:07Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Same. I don’t believe in ghosts. I figure that’s my best defense against them.

My maiden name is the word “ghost” in German (think polter\*\*\*\*). When people tell me they don’t believe in ghosts, I tell them they’re talking to one!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-kerfuffles-mr-w-flew-in-from-mexico-and-my-sister-shows-up/940194/33 "2021-04-19T17:54:49Z")

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Y’all kill me.  
I love this place.

@Old_Wench , that is so cool.  
My surname means: airhead town. Literally 🤨

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