# Bad, bad, bad musical frivolities:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 4, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216 "2022-04-04T02:29:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/1 "2022-04-04T02:29:09Z")

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On top of Spaghetti all covered in:

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**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/2 "2022-04-04T02:52:10Z")

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Cheese

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/3 "2022-04-04T03:15:38Z")

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I lost my …?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/4 "2022-04-04T07:06:50Z")

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spleen in Hackensack

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/5 "2022-04-04T07:17:58Z")

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I left my heart in San Francisco, laying on…?

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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/6 "2022-04-04T08:10:22Z")

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A rusty cable car.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/7 "2022-04-04T13:03:44Z")

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poor meatball

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/8 "2022-04-04T13:07:15Z")

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Calvin flexes his pipes:

> **[Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 18, 1989 | GoComics.com](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/06/18)**
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> Bird: Do re me fa so la ti do. A sparrow alight upon a tree branch. But this is no ordinary sparrow! This is a song sparrow! Swaying gently in the breeze, he prepares to burst forth in rapturous melody! On top of spagetti! All covered with cheeeese,...

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/9 "2022-04-04T15:24:42Z")

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Burpo divorced me and I wasn’t even informed.  
Don’t matter:  
“I lost my poor meatball…”

yeah, I called Burpo a meat ball, so what?

So now I’m officially gonna chase @kenobi_65 around. I’ll be SD-board married in no time.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/10 "2022-04-04T15:32:22Z")

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Oh, crap! I forgot. Me and @dropzone are still SD board married.

I’m officially a bigamist.

Y’all don’t tell on me.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/11 "2022-04-04T15:32:23Z")

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Meatballs would not stay lost in my house for long. One of the cats would find it, and start batting it around.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/12 "2022-04-04T15:32:45Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’m officially a bigamist.
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> Y’all don’t tell on me.

Isn’t that legal in Arkansas anyway? 😉

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/13 "2022-04-04T15:33:43Z")

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Only if you’re 13 and at least 2nd cousins.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/14 "2022-04-04T15:34:12Z")

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Technicalities!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/15 "2022-04-04T15:35:12Z")

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No end of redtape. The recorder at the Courthouse still uses a dip pen to write in the big book.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/16 "2022-04-04T15:39:37Z")

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Same song, different lyrics.

On top of Ol’ Smoky;  
All covered in blood.  
I stomped my poor teacher’s;  
face in the mud.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/17 "2022-04-04T15:41:01Z")

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“Schools out, schools out.  
Teacher let the mules out …”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/18 "2022-04-04T15:47:05Z")

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“oh cheese…”

Sorry, Mods. Didn’t mean to start this in IMHO.  
My excuse? None but ignorance. I have had brain malfunctions before, quit yer snickering, in the peanut gallery.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/19 "2022-04-04T16:01:42Z")

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🎶 Malfunction junction… 🎵

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/20 "2022-04-04T16:25:48Z")

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"Pardon me, boys, Is that Chattanooga Choo Choo…?

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