# Bad, bad, bad musical frivolities: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216 "2022-04-04T02:29:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/21 "2022-04-04T16:39:48Z")
Here the last two lines (of your excerpt) were: “I shot my poor techer/with a .44 stud.” Though I suspect that “stud” is a corruption of something, as I don’t know if it means anything specific in this context. I do see others having posted that exact lyric on the internet, but not very many. There’s also “.44 slug.” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/22 "2022-04-04T17:17:56Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > "Pardon me, boys, Is that Chattanooga Choo Choo…? “Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoe?” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/23 "2022-04-04T19:04:29Z")
“Choo choo cha-boogie” ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/24 "2022-04-04T20:41:43Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Technicalities Depends on your definition of “at least”. ---
**Author:** ![jaycat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat/32/3015_2.png) [@jaycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaycat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/25 "2022-04-04T22:00:15Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > “Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoe?” Chewed your new shoe. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/26 "2022-04-04T22:53:42Z")
> [@jaycat](#): > > Chewed your new shoe. _facepalm_ That’s what I get for trying to quote a 45-year-old memory. “Chewed” fits much better, too. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/27 "2022-04-04T22:56:54Z")
I heard, “Pardon me, Boy is that dog who pooped in your new shoe?” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/28 "2022-04-04T23:05:04Z")
Oh, they gave him his orders in Monroe, Virginia, saying: Pete, you’re way behind time . . . ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/29 "2022-04-04T23:08:48Z")
“Ding dong the witch is dead” ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/30 "2022-04-04T23:20:48Z")
White teeth Red lips ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/31 "2022-04-04T23:29:17Z")
[The Ballad of John Henry:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UITg6N_ztw&ab_channel=TheSimpsonsOST-SubIta) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/32 "2022-04-05T00:14:44Z")
“The ballad of John and Yoko” ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/33 "2022-04-05T00:36:11Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Oh, crap! I forgot. Me and @dropzone are still SD board married. > > I’m officially a bigamist. Slut! I want a divorce. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/34 "2022-04-05T00:37:36Z")
It was a mere oversight. All for science, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/35 "2022-04-05T00:41:16Z")
This is not 86, it is Old 97. Get her into Central on time. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/36 "2022-04-05T02:52:47Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > All for science, I swear. Science! [![](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000081879610-8t25h8-t500x500.jpg) ](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000081879610-8t25h8-t500x500.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/37 "2022-04-05T03:55:17Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I heard, “Pardon me, Boy is that dog who pooped in your new shoe?” Teddy! Signature Move! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/38 "2022-04-05T04:18:56Z")
I bet Weird Al has a jello song. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/39 "2022-04-05T06:20:49Z")
Eat It! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/40 "2022-04-05T06:59:51Z")
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