# Bad, bad, bad musical frivolities: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216 "2022-04-04T02:29:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/41 "2022-04-05T16:04:57Z")
Those lyrics are not right. Hmmm? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/42 "2022-04-05T16:33:24Z")
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout . . . Every kid group has their own version. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/43 "2022-04-05T21:36:18Z")
Your body turns an ishy green ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/44 "2022-04-05T21:38:04Z")
Sweet violets! Sweeter than all the roses! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/45 "2022-04-06T01:58:30Z")
“I never promised you a rose garden” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/46 "2022-04-06T02:00:11Z")
I beg your pardon! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/47 "2022-04-06T02:01:22Z")
Ain’t too proud to beg. Everybody sing! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/48 "2022-04-06T02:19:23Z")
Hi Ex, how you doin’? “Sing, sing a song” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/49 "2022-04-06T02:45:30Z")
Mama don’t whup li’l Buford. Mama don’t pound on his haid. Mama don’t whup li’l Buford. I think you should shoot him instead. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/50 "2022-04-07T02:13:11Z")
“Mama, don’t t let your babies grow up to be cowboys…” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/51 "2022-04-07T02:22:36Z")
“I wanna be a cowboy…and you can be my cowgirl…” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/52 "2022-04-07T03:01:55Z")
Yippee ty yi yay! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/53 "2022-04-07T13:16:13Z")
“I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy, I see by my outfit that I’m a cowboy, too, We see by our outfits that we are both cowboys. If you had an outfit you could be a cowboy, too.” ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/54 "2022-04-07T13:27:32Z")
“Oh its 40 below and I dont give a …” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/55 "2022-04-07T14:41:46Z")
It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears . . . Well, the OP said bad, bad, bad. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/56 "2022-04-07T14:44:40Z")
Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you I’ll have a Duff, you have one, too. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/57 "2022-04-07T14:49:37Z")
Here comes The King, here comes the big Number One! Budweiser beer, The King is second to none Just say Budweiser, you’ve said it all. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/58 "2022-04-07T14:59:38Z")
It’s from the Land of Pleasant Living, we bring you (?) … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/59 "2022-04-07T17:06:56Z")
Whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/60 "2022-04-07T17:09:19Z")
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