# Bad, bad, bad musical frivolities:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 4, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216 "2022-04-04T02:29:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/61 "2022-04-07T17:32:52Z")

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Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater

The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/62 "2022-04-07T17:36:22Z")

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Love potion#9

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/63 "2022-04-07T22:11:28Z")

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Put the lime in the coconut

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/64 "2022-04-08T01:34:06Z")

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They’re coming to take me away, ha, ha.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/65 "2022-04-08T01:36:30Z")

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My Mama done tol’ me…  
There’d be days like this

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/66 "2022-04-08T01:39:40Z")

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Oh, Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair,

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/67 "2022-04-08T20:31:37Z")

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I don’t know where ye’ve been, lad, but I see ye’ve won first prize!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-musical-frivolities/962216/68 "2022-04-08T22:33:08Z")

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There ain’t no place like a hole in the ground  
A hole in the ground  
A hole in the ground  
There ain’t no place like a hole in the ground  
With a big, fat goon a-floatin’ around.

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