# Bad bad bad Turtle poop. (Favorite emoji)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 2024, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222 "2024-08-04T03:26:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/21 "2024-08-05T00:23:11Z")

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If we gots us some widdle pictures, we don’t need to read.

Street signs do it.  
Self checks out do it.

Soon we won’t recognize words at all.

We’ll all have the reading skills of toddlers with picture books.  
Scary, right there.

BTW …you know 🍕 emoji mean ❤ ? So does 🧀.

I was informed just today.  
Why?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/22 "2024-08-05T00:32:01Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Literacy, the importance of,

Vas joooke.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/23 "2024-08-05T00:52:58Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> BTW …you know 🍕 emoji mean ❤ ? So does 🧀.

Wait till you learn what some of the fruit and veggie emojis mean! 😊

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/24 "2024-08-05T17:53:18Z")

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I do not want to know. It’ll mean something else in ten years.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/25 "2024-08-05T18:55:26Z")

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> [@Deanna\_D](#):
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> But, now that I’ve successfully combined the musical note emoji with the poop emoji…

You can make CRap Music!

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/26 "2024-08-07T00:04:25Z")

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I somewhat enjoy trying to keep up with pop culture.

I’ve learned that this 🌭 is a ‘glizzy.’

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/27 "2024-08-07T02:04:12Z")

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Wow  
That means gun? How weird.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/28 "2024-08-09T00:12:58Z")

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Yeah, I’m not entirely clear on the jump from gun to hotdog, but apparently the word stuck for some reason.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/29 "2024-08-09T02:27:09Z")

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Hold up, “glizzy” means ‘gun’?

ETA: learn something new every day…

_With roots in the rap world, a “glizzy” is slang for a Glock handgun. The evolution of the word to include “hot dog” comes from the extended magazine of a pistol, which is about the length of a hot dog_

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/30 "2024-08-09T15:08:43Z")

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I haven’t had enough coffee…

Actually, there may not BE enough coffee in the universe to manage Glock handguns and hot dogs, together.

Does the Second Amendment give you the right to bear hot dogs? How will this affect the Nathan’s annual hot dog eating contest?

If you are pro gun control, would it make sense to register hot dog buns?

Will 3D printers soon make hot dogs?

Maybe I should just go back to bed.

~VOW

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/31 "2024-08-09T19:48:19Z")

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You funny🤭

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-turtle-poop-favorite-emoji/1005222/32 "2024-08-20T00:10:40Z")

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And what about those people who think hot dogs are sandwiches?

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