# Bad fake names. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214 "2004-04-04T19:04:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Yamirskoonir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c0e974/32.png) [@Yamirskoonir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yamirskoonir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/61 "2004-04-08T00:28:57Z")
Not a t.v. show but a movie, and it makes me giggle uncontrollably every time… In “Miss Congeniality,” Sandra Bullock’s undercover name for the beauty pageant is “Gracie Lou Freebush.” YESH! ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/62 "2004-04-08T01:20:20Z")
In an episode of Spy Groove, they had a Vince McMahon caricature whose name was “Fake McName”. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Milburn\_Drysdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs\_Milburn\_Drysdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_Milburn_Drysdale)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/63 "2004-04-08T01:34:09Z")
I can’t believe nobody mentioned Buddy Love in the (original, and best) “Nutty Professor” - taken from “Hey Buddy” and a chorus crooning “love, love, love” in the Purple Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/64 "2004-04-08T02:22:48Z")
> [@](#): > > My favorite is Raymond Luxury-Yacht, but I understand that it is not pronounced like it is spelled. I believe its pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove”. A friend of mine used to use the name (no idea how to spell it) Guy Gaguay (Gee Gagwaa). Its from one of the Pink Panther movies. When a Peter Sellers voice is used it cracks me up every time. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/65 "2004-04-08T02:50:49Z")
In the episode where Homer hires a PI to get info on Lisa (and make him look like a better father), Homer tries to use the alias “Rock Strongo” to check into a motel while he and Lisa are “on the lam”–when the desk clerk insists on his _real_ name, he uses “Lance Uppercut”. I can’t recall Lisa’s alias. It’s Lady something-or-other Ponyweather. ---
**Author:** ![Gamaliel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b487fb/32.png) [@Gamaliel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gamaliel)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/66 "2004-04-08T02:51:06Z")
In the movie _Zabreskie Point_ (sp?) one of the people who gets arrested at a hippie protest gives his name as “Karl Marx”. We see the cop typing it up and he spells it as “Carl Marx”. My favorite spam alias: “Garrison Ford”. Who is Guy Incognito? I forgot. ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/67 "2004-04-08T07:24:18Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > A friend of mine used to use the name (no idea how to spell it) Guy Gaguay (Gee Gagwaa). Its from one of the Pink Panther movies. When a Peter Sellers voice is used it cracks me up every time. Guy Gadoir (Gee Gad-waar) from [Return of the Pink Panther](http://us.imdb.com/find?q=Return+of+the+Pink+Panther,+The+(1974);tt=1). Sellers is being a (not) suave turtlenecked ski lodge guy. My friends and I use the name when we are being (not) suave. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/68 "2004-04-08T08:18:52Z")
For a retarded band I was in that did a lot of fart songs, we referred to ourselved as “Gerard LeBlanc” and “Vance Gibraltar.” ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/69 "2004-04-08T20:04:14Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Just FYI, in case you (or any others reading this) don’t know, socks are forbidden on this board. I didn’t mean fake names used for these boards, but fake names people have used (or are still using) elsewhere, in real life, or online, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214/70 "2004-04-08T21:48:17Z")
> [@Gamaliel](#): > > Who is Guy Incognito? I forgot. When Moe banned Homer from the bar on the “Fear of Flying” _Simpsons_ episode, the following exchange occurred when a man resembling Mr. Simpson entered the tavern: **Guy: Greetings Good Men might I trouble you for a drink? Moe: Oh get out of here Homer! Guy: Homer? who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito (Moe roughs up Guy and throws him out as Homer walks by.)** You can read more [here](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-146/epid-1399). **Kat** : Was it Lady Penelope Ariel Ponyweather? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-fake-names/238214.md?page=3)