# Bad Jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-jokes/50930>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 19, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-jokes/50930 "2001-01-19T23:27:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-jokes/50930/81 "2001-03-13T04:30:59Z")

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Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off. Who was left?  
Repete.

Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off .Who was left?  
Repete.

Etc, etc.

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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-jokes/50930/82 "2001-03-13T12:42:13Z")

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What is red, slimy and climbs up a woman’s leg?

A homesick abortion

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**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-jokes/50930/83 "2001-03-13T15:41:47Z")

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?  
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?  
Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no testicles?  
Still no fuckin’ eye deer.

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**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-jokes/50930/84 "2001-03-13T16:00:27Z")

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Q: What has seven arms and sucks?  
A: Def Leppard.  
Q: What is blue and red and thrashes at the bottom of a pool.

A: A baby with slashed floaties.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-jokes/50930/85 "2001-03-13T16:14:54Z")

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Cop giving a hippie a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street: Didn’t you see the arrow?

Hippie: Like wow, man. I didn’t even see the indian.

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-jokes/50930/86 "2001-03-14T17:26:40Z")

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What has seven arms and sucks?  
Def Leppard

What is blue and red and thashes at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties.

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