# BAD Movie Endings **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 29, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movie-endings/803062 "2017-11-29T15:56:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 85
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> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Which one? I’m going to be a sadistic bastard and say ‘guess’. > [@BEST opening line of song lyrics](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-opening-line-of-song-lyrics/799174/184): > > “It’s getting near dawn, and lights close their tired eyes.” hi-jack - a long-running peeve I had with “Sunshine…” turned out to be completely unfounded, lol _way_ off the mark. I only now discovered that - three lines later - it’s “to give you my dawn surprise”. I always thought it was “to give you my dull surprise” and I’d always be like - WTF is Eric going off about this dull surprise shit? How can a surprise be dull? Wouldn’t that be defeating the purpose of a surprise if it was dull? I figured it was just some hippy euphemism for a sleepy morning boner. Or something. I’m glad this has been cleared up - I’m ok with whatever a dawn surprise could be - I’ll wager it involves a tiny tab of paper or sugarcube. Or maybe Eric’s standing at the foot of the bed - lording over Patty - fanning out his purple tie-dyed robe thingy into a flying squirrel formation, and saying something, like, really deep, that might have something to do with tripping the light fantastic, but _in their minds_. Ending of hi-jack. (couldn’t find mis-heard lyrics thread) --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movie-endings/803062)._