# Bad movies from good books

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 5, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612 "2011-03-05T20:09:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/81 "2011-03-10T16:28:02Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> _Eight Million Ways To Die_ bears only a superficial resemblance to the Lawrence Block novel, and is a crappy movie besides (apart from a memorable screaming match which I believe still holds the cinematic record for most "FUCK YOU!"s in a short sequence). I don’t think there’s ever been a good movie made from a Block novel.
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> Similarly, there have been at least two Travis McGee movies made from John MacDonald novels, both crummy B-pictures.

Have they ever attempted a movie version of the series about Keller, the somewhat-sympathetic hit man?

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**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/82 "2011-03-10T17:12:35Z")

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> [@Simplicio](#):
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> Seems like the opposite case would be alot harder to think of examples of. The number of poor film renditions of good books is pretty astronomical.

There’s a huge difference though between crappy adaptations that just _failed_ and those that make you say “WTF?” like _Moby Dick_ filmed like a _Jaws_ movie.

I’d be curios to see a version of this thread discussing the “novellisation of the movie,” like was Alan Dean Foster’s version of _Terminator: Salvation_ better than the movie?

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**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/83 "2011-03-10T17:47:12Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Rosie in leather!
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> What do I win?

You can have the little bit of vomit that’s in my mouth right now… ☹

God, I thought I’d banished all memory of this cinematic colostomy, but it’s all coming back… and up.

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**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/84 "2011-03-10T18:52:10Z")

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> [@Locrian](#):
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> “Watership Down”. AAAAAAAUGH!! What was with that awful hippie song “Bright Eyes”??
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> I am still hoping the company that produced “Babe” will make Watership the same way. Not animated, but still bloody. Hey, they’re rabbits not Disney bunnies! 😃

The Watership Down cartoon wasn’t bloody enough for you? That damned movie traumatized me!

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/85 "2011-03-10T18:59:23Z")

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> [@MegaBee](#):
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> The Watership Down cartoon wasn’t bloody enough for you? That damned movie traumatized me!

Heh. It was actually pretty close to the book - not identical of course, but the changes were understandable.

It’s not really a good example for this thread. 😉

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/86 "2011-03-10T20:17:38Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Comparing Edgar Rice Burroughs to Arthur Conan Doyle?

What’s not to compare? Along with Ian Fleming, they define the “when wonderful characters happen to terrible writers” nook of popular literature.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/87 "2011-03-10T22:44:38Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> Comic?

[Yeah.](http://comicrelated.com/graphics/benjaminbutton_inside.jpg) The comic was the first adaptation of the story I had exposure to. It wasn’t until you asked this and I looked stuff up that I learned that the story on which the comic and film are based was written in the 1920s.

So I guess that means the movie wasn’t based on the comic, which is what I’d thought up until now. :smack:

Oh well. The comic is still better than the movie (which sucked)!

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/88 "2011-03-11T10:11:29Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Hmmmm…Carrie, The Body, Misery, Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile were not so bad.

Carrie sucked, The Shining…sucked (I know many loved it, but I didn’t), The Stand…sucked…

Christine does a pretty good job, but the book was still much darker, would love to see this one remade with modern effects.

Firestarter - can’t compare to the book in any way shape or form.

Running man - hmmm…not as good as the book, but is ok…

Hasn’t there also been some sort of adaptation of “The Mist” …which sucked

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**Author:** ![AlienVessels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@AlienVessels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlienVessels)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/89 "2011-03-11T10:39:29Z")

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> [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#):
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> I’ve read the book and seen the movie and liked both, although the movie has only a passing resemblance to the book, so I try to keep them separated in my mind. But the movie has a bunch of gratuitous violence and explosions, a little gratuitous nudity, some decent special effects, and NPH as a telepath in a Nazi uniform. What’s not to like?

The movie had a fraction of the violence and explosions it would have if it followed the book. The movie was a caricature and theatrical camp. It’s entertaining, but a faithful rendition of the book would have been a lot more interesting and without the distractions all the director induced absurdity created.

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**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-movies-from-good-books/573612/90 "2011-03-11T19:23:28Z")

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I just have to get in on this Starship Troopers nonsense.

Read the book first. Pulp sci-fi era reading level; not that Heinlein cant write, but this novel was not a demonstration of literary skill. Nothing special plot- no amazing ideas, including the ‘super techno battle popular mechanics exoskeleton stuff’ or the ‘earn your citizenship through military service’ meme. Stilted, preachy, cold war militarist libertarian jack-off fantasy. Guns and ammo in space. A short, easy diversionary read with a more or less distasteful message. Ive read and enjoyed other works by him a lot more. Sorry if you thought it was better than that (it wasnt).

I had no interest in seeing the movie when it came out, but a friend convinced me to give it a go years later. A complete over the top, silly, campy, tongue placed firmly in cheek send up. No respect for the original novel, but why pretend. Waaaay better. Actually somewhat enjoyable.

I would put it in the category of movies better than the novels that inspired them, which I think is pretty small.

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