# Bad News Baboon's Crush-O-Rama **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843 "2002-04-26T20:00:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/1 "2002-04-26T20:00:24Z")
inspired by[pezpunk’s thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=111775) finally there is help for all you loveless crush-ees and needy crush-ers! Submit your name here! Using secret techniques known only to me, I will assign you a crush-ee. or perhaps maybe you will be the object of affection? how many crush-ees will you have? who knows? Only the Baboon knows for sure. in addition, you will receive a small tidbit forecasting your future. Use it wisely. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/2 "2002-04-26T20:02:54Z")
Bad News Baboon’s magic typewriter went awry on that one. read: I will assign you a crush-er. damn cheap typewriters. They don’t make 'em like they used to! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/3 "2002-04-26T20:18:36Z")
Since I’m on record in one of the other multitudinous crush threads as being crushationally challenged, I may as well make it official. Fix me up. I need new cyber chrush-ee, and perhaps even a crush-or. ---
**Author:** ![syncrolecyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@syncrolecyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/syncrolecyne)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/4 "2002-04-26T20:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\* > > Using secret techniques known only to me… > > \*\* You mean “Eeny meeny miney mo”? Ok, I submit myself - **cuate**. Quien sea mi media naranja?? ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/5 "2002-04-26T20:38:56Z")
Hook me up, **BNB** - I’ve already got a crush, but I should find a distraction before she files a restraining order. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/6 "2002-04-26T20:51:13Z")
Humm - I think I need a crush, SVP. No one’s flirted with me since I’ve been back from the crash… ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/7 "2002-04-26T20:53:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*Humm - I think I need a crush, SVP. No one’s flirted with me since I’ve been back from the crash… \*\* Pff. You didn’t read **scott evil** ’s original crush thread. **galen ubal** and I were practically fighting over you. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/8 "2002-04-26T20:56:47Z")
What the hell, throw me into the mix too. I’m sure the wife won’t mind. [sub] As long as she doesn’t find out… [/sub] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/9 "2002-04-26T21:04:22Z")
Hey, I’ll have a crush on you, **bernse**. Now, hows about fixing me up, **Baboony Baby**? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/10 "2002-04-26T21:25:57Z")
Outside of Zoe, Tina, my mom, and you, nice moneky lady, I don’t know how many more women I can be head over heels in love with. But, give’r a whirl ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/11 "2002-04-26T22:24:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\*Hey, I’ll have a crush on you, **bernse**. Now, hows about fixing me up, **Baboony Baby**? \*\* Yay! Someone has a crush on me! Thanks **Bad News** , you’re a miracle worker! ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/12 "2002-04-27T02:29:10Z")
I’m only doing this 'cause I want to know my future. Really. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/13 "2002-04-27T11:40:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\*Outside of Zoe, Tina, my mom, and you, nice moneky lady, I don’t know how many more women I can be head over heels in love with. > > But, give’r a whirl \*\* This had BETTER not take away from your stalking time because I am telling your right now that you are one step away from being in the stalker unemployment line! [sub] good for nothing slacker! [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/14 "2002-04-27T12:10:36Z")
Since I’m not on many crush lists anymore (yeah, I know, if I got around here so people would SEE more once in awhile again, I would be), I’ll sign up! ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/15 "2002-04-27T12:10:38Z")
Hell, why not? Nobody’s **ever** had a crush on me; I seem to give off anti-pheromones. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/16 "2002-04-27T12:21:15Z")
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/17 "2002-04-27T15:35:50Z")
Hey, your royal Baboonness, when are you coming around to assign us all our crushors and crushees? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/18 "2002-04-27T15:37:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Since I’m not on many crush lists anymore (yeah, I know, if I got around here so people would SEE more once in awhile again, I would be), I’ll sign up! \*\* You’ve never seen mine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/19 "2002-04-27T16:00:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Since I’m not on many crush lists anymore (yeah, I know, if I got around here so people would SEE more once in awhile again, I would be), I’ll sign up! \*\* Hey, hey, _hey_! You’ve _always_ been on mine, and what’s more, you _know_ this to be true. Plus, it was recently reaffirmed in **scott evil** ’s crush thread. What, I’m not enough for you? You want _more_ crushers? ;)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843/20 "2002-04-27T16:08:53Z")
I want a crushee…it’s been a while since I had a serious crush. I promise to search out posts by my crushee every time I log on. I will take this duty seriously, although my crush may fade in the future. Tell me, o crush master, who may I stalk? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-baboons-crush-o-rama/105843.md?page=2)