# Bad News for OJ Simpson

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 7, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726 "2008-11-07T22:19:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726/1 "2008-11-07T22:19:15Z")

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[Go to jail. Do not collect $200. Do **not** get a new trial. Go directly to jail.](http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2008/11/07/Judge_rejects_Simpsons_bid_for_new_trial/UPI-32541226081025/)

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> A Las Vegas judge said Friday there would be no new trial for O.J. Simpson.  
> Clark County Judge Jackie Glass rejected a motion that sought for a new trial for Simpson and co-defendant Clarence Stewart on grounds of alleged jury misconduct, KLAS-TV in Las Vegas said.
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> The judge also refused a request to lower their bail.

🆒

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726/2 "2008-11-07T22:27:22Z")

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Good. May he rot there.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726/3 "2008-11-07T22:36:13Z")

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Well, you know our motto: What happens here, stays here.

😃

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726/4 "2008-11-08T00:07:34Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Well, you know our motto: What happens here, stays here.
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> 😃

He’ll probably go to Indian Springs. Maybe he can build limos.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726/5 "2008-11-08T00:52:36Z")

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I’m just all broken up about it.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726/6 "2008-11-08T01:06:41Z")

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Great. Now how is he supposed to track the real killer down?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726/7 "2008-11-08T01:10:36Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> Great. Now how is he supposed to track the real killer down?

C’mon, you know he’ll have a mirror!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726/8 "2008-11-08T04:59:10Z")

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Damn, there’s so much great news this week!

Well, except for Prop. 8.

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-news-for-oj-simpson/471726/9 "2008-11-08T05:13:32Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> C’mon, you know he’ll have a mirror!

Hope it’s a two-way detective mirror. 😉