# Bad Sunday For My Brother And Cousin - But Funny Anyway... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-sunday-for-my-brother-and-cousin-but-funny-anyway/586931 "2011-06-26T19:37:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-sunday-for-my-brother-and-cousin-but-funny-anyway/586931/1 "2011-06-26T19:37:52Z")
On my weekly calls, got two fun reports to my question, “How’s it going?” 1. Cousin - “…so I was wearing my cotton pants and had just sat down on my Lazy-Boy to relax and watch some TV, beer in one hand, remote in the other and, as happens, my fly sort of opened and - well, the cat decided there was a new toy and the next thing I know, claws were imbedded in my dick, beer was flying over my crotch and the remote went flying across the room…” 2. Brother - “…it is 112 degrees in Arizona and I stupidly decide to wash and wax the truck. That is not bad enough, but I have one of those power waxers with the spinning round pad. You put about a two inch dollop of the wax on it, set it against the truck and let it spin - goes about 6,000 rotations a minute or something…but on the fifth application, I accidentally hit the button before I held it against the truck. I have wax on my glasses, face, arms, chest, truck, side of the house, on the door, on the plants…” I told my brother that when he goes to his local bar today, everyone will wonder why he has that nice glow about him and that he has this wonderful new-car smell after shave… Sundays are not safe in our family homes.