# Bad Wedding Ideas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 8, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652 "2011-09-08T19:40:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zyanthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Zyanthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyanthia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/1 "2011-09-08T19:40:10Z")
One of my friends nephew’s got married this past weekend. She was showing off the pictures today during lunch (she just got back). Her nephew converted to Judaism so he and his fiance (now wife) had a Jewish wedding. They announced at the wedding that if they wanted the new couple to kiss, the entire table had to stand up and sing a song that had the word ‘LOVE’ in it. My friend asked me, "Would it have been a bad idea to sing _Jesus Loves Me_? I think, at a Jewish wedding, this would have been a very bad idea! What say you? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/2 "2011-09-08T19:45:49Z")
That would have been hysterical! 😃 [Another bad idea.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hjtFq3vE0) ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/3 "2011-09-08T20:28:14Z")
Yep I think probably - funny though. In fact I would have made it a game to chose the most inappropriate song with Love in the lyrics. Love Hurts - Nazareth He thinks he’ll keep her - Mary Chapin Carpenter. (key line - When she was thirty-six she met him at their door. She said I’m sorry, I don’t love you anymore") Bonus points if the bride is 36 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/4 "2011-09-08T20:40:02Z")
You forgot _Love Stinks_ by J Geils. But that was already done in a movie. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/5 "2011-09-08T21:01:16Z")
I can’t stop thinking of new songs for this game. God I hope I’m invited to a wedding where they try this. Fuck You - Cee Lo Green. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/6 "2011-09-08T21:14:56Z")
“Love Bites” by Def Leppard ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/7 "2011-09-08T21:37:50Z")
> [@Moonlitherial](#): > > I can’t stop thinking of new songs for this game. God I hope I’m invited to a wedding where they try this. > > Fuck You - Cee Lo Green. I am amused to say that my fiancee and I have discussed this very song for our wedding. Not too seriously, because we think both of our mothers would have heart attacks, but the rest of our guests would probably be amused/horrified. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/8 "2011-09-08T22:57:11Z")
You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi ---
**Author:** ![Zyanthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Zyanthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyanthia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/9 "2011-09-08T23:39:59Z")
LOL, those are all awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/10 "2011-09-08T23:45:30Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > I am amused to say that my fiancee and I have discussed this very song for our wedding. Not too seriously, because we think both of our mothers would have heart attacks,\*\* but the rest of our guests would probably be amused/horrified.\*\* Assless chaps for the groom should do the trick. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/11 "2011-09-08T23:51:38Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > Assless chaps for the groom should do the trick. The groom is not supposed to be horrified at his own wedding, I’m pretty sure. ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/12 "2011-09-08T23:54:54Z")
I read the thread topic as ‘Bed Wetting Ideas’. :eek: I _seriously_ need a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/13 "2011-09-09T00:05:30Z")
“Two out of three ain’t bad” by Meat Loaf. “I want you, I need you, but there ain’t no way I’m every gonna love you.” What, it’s got the word “love” in it! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/14 "2011-09-09T00:19:38Z")
Doctor Love by KISS Do the tongue thing, too. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/15 "2011-09-09T00:43:58Z")
“I Will Survive” ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/16 "2011-09-09T00:45:17Z")
OT - Love is a Battlefield ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/17 "2011-09-09T00:46:54Z")
“Love, Hate, Love” by Alice in Chains. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/18 "2011-09-09T02:53:43Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > Assless chaps for the groom should do the trick. Is there such a thing as assed chaps? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/19 "2011-09-09T05:14:34Z")
“Be My Lover” by Alice Cooper? Or “Love’s A Loaded Gun” by the same? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/20 "2011-09-09T05:18:06Z")
Van Halen - “Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652.md?page=2)