# Bad Wedding Ideas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 8, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652 "2011-09-08T19:40:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/41 "2011-09-13T04:48:10Z")

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Neil Young: “Only Love Can Break Your Heart”

Van Halen: “I Can’t Wait To Feel Your Love Tonight” (although I’m sure the bride’s father wouldn’t like that one much.)

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-wedding-ideas/595652/42 "2011-09-13T08:17:40Z")

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> [@cantara](#):
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> Rico Suave - “I don’t love ya, but I need ya!”
> 
> My friend wanted to have people sing a song with “Ebeneezer” in the lyrics…guess he didn’t want to interrupt his meal.

Really? So did anyone start off with “There’s a guy in the place, he’s got a bittersweet face, and he goes by the name of [Ebeneezer Goode…](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebeneezer_Goode)”

(I once tried to do it at karaoke. Failed. Miserably.)

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