# Bad. Worse. F---! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302 "2003-11-14T20:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/1 "2003-11-14T20:16:21Z")
SA did an update today wherin it modified a popular game where you name something bad and then humorously name something worse. This version however has three level: Bad, Worse, and FUCK! Here’s examples from the update: Bad - You have a one night stand with a girl and wake up the next morning and discover you’ve got a burning rash covering your penis. Worse - The girl turns out to be your sister. FUCK! - Who you picked up from an IRC room where she was posing as a 16 year old girl for an FBI sting operation. Bad - Maverick, pull up! There’s a MiG on your six! Worse - Maverick, pull out! Your mom’s home from the grocery store! FUCK! - Maverick, pull straws! The man with the short one gets to massage Dr. Phil’s taint! Bad - Your rent check just bounced. Worse - Because you bought an entire shipping pallet of dildos. FUCK! - That got delivered to your landlord’s apartment on accident. Bad - The factory that employed almost half of your town just shut down. Worse - By “shut down” I mean “burned down with everyone inside”. FUCK! - By “factory” I mean “unshielded nuclear reactor”. Bad - Your girlfriend breaks up with you for petty reasons and then immediately starts dating. Worse - Your father. FUCK! - Who insists you call her “mom”. Bad - You lose all of your money in Las Vegas. Worse - It was inside your wallet at the time. FUCK! - You have a sinking suspicion you may have left it in that hotel room where you murdered the hooker. Lets hear some of yours! ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/2 "2003-11-14T21:49:53Z")
Bad - There was something strange in your soup. Worse - It was a condom. FUCK! - It was a used condom. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/3 "2003-11-14T22:34:04Z")
Bad-She’s Dead. Worse-Her Body floated in on the East River in front of the coast guard station FUCK!-She has your dog tags on. ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/4 "2003-11-15T04:13:18Z")
Bad: You got dumped. Worse: For a slutty bitch. FUCK!: She’s your best friend. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/5 "2003-11-15T04:28:59Z")
bad: Your computer crashed. worse: Into your window. FUCK!: Your car window. ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/6 "2003-11-15T04:47:56Z")
Bad: the new food you tried out tasted ok…but funny for some reason. Worse: your fortune cookie tells you that wasn’t chicken. FUCK: you see ambulance technicians roll out of the kitchen an unnaturally shaped body bag (whatever’s in it is in pieces) ---
**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/7 "2003-11-15T04:51:03Z")
Bad(ger): Badger Badger Badger Worse: Mushroom Mushroom FUCK: **A SNAKE!** Heh, sorry, I just discovered that little gem of the internet… ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/8 "2003-11-15T05:05:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CaptBushido \* > \*\*Bad(ger): Badger Badger Badger > Worse: Mushroom Mushroom > FUCK: **A SNAKE!** > Heh, sorry, I just discovered that little gem of the internet… \*\* That will never be topped, man! NEVER! This is the best offering this game will ever get, IMHO! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/9 "2003-11-15T05:53:42Z")
Bad: You’re kids were kidnapped and murdered. Worse: They were molested too. FUCK!: There’s blood on your hands, and you can’t remember where you were cause you were drinking. ---
**Author:** ![Single\_Serving\_Friend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Single\_Serving\_Friend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Single_Serving_Friend)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-worse-f/213302/10 "2003-11-15T12:49:14Z")
Bad: You wake up in a dark padded box. Worse: It seems you’re unable to move you’re muscles, or make any noticable sound. FUCK!: The temperature rises to 800 C and you get a sudden (last) craving for burgers. Bad: In an Acid trip you had the wild idea to cut of your penis. Worse: You had an even wilder idea to cook and eat the penis. Fuck: You don’t know how to cook and ruin the dish. [sub] I think it’s time for my breakfast [/sub]