# Badasses eating apples

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 22, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047 "2016-06-22T14:19:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/21 "2016-06-22T17:45:41Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Someone pointed this out in a YouTube video, and now I’m suddenly noticing it everywhere: [Leonidas](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f4kviN0g8iw/TyzBydCPF4I/AAAAAAAAC9Y/XB-eGUa2lqw/s1600/frutoprohibido.jpg). [Kirk](http://thesurge.com/app/uploads/2015/07/a-short-convo.jpg). [Jack Sparrow](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c7/dd/cf/c7ddcf0b74f1640601157ff22d51ea0b.jpg). Whenever you want a character to look especially badass, have them casually chomp on an apple.

That is a not a picture of James T. Kirk. That is a picture of something filthy elf-worshipping Smurf-fucking Pompeiian doing Trek cosplay.

[THIS is Mr. Spock’s boyfriend.](https://berryproductionsblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/kirk-shatner.jpg)

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/22 "2016-06-22T20:30:14Z")

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In _Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome_, Tina Turner takes a big loud bite of an apple as a signal for her goons to attack Max.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/23 "2016-06-22T20:55:00Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> ISTR seeing a movie or two where the badass ate walnuts. He’d casually crack two or three of them one-handed, so you got a nice crunch as well as a display of strength.

Just waaay too common to ID a specific movie. E.g., Brando does this in _The Freshman_. But that’s a comic takeoff on _Godfather_ type movies.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/24 "2016-06-22T20:58:28Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> My fave sub-sub-trope is the heavy using a knife to slice up the apple. It inevitably ends up crossing with the alt-trope of Chekov’s Knife.

And eating the apple off of the knife blade.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/25 "2016-06-22T21:02:50Z")

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[Carlito Colon](http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/000/340/190/carlito_original.jpg?1268974508), the professional wrestler and heel (bad guy).

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**Author:** ![Damfino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Damfino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damfino)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/26 "2016-06-22T21:09:14Z")

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In one of the BBC \* Sherlock \* episodes Moriarty confronts Sherlock in his flat, taking a big bite out of an apple to represent the O in the message IOU

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/27 "2016-06-22T21:10:14Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I think the implication is more like what SpoilerVirgin describes. It’s supposed to highlight the character’s superiority over the people around him. While everyone else is losing control, he’s having a snack and only giving part of his attention to the crisis. It’s a way of signalling _“My abilities are so much better than yours that I’m not even getting excited by the situation that is putting you into a panic.”_

One they didn’t mention on the Tropes page: Patrick Stewart’s portrayal of Macbeth. Telling your men about murders they need to commit? That’s cold – but an actor could play that in a reluctant _it-has-to-be-done_ kind of way. Or at least just determined, looking serious and maybe a little thoughtful.

Patrick Stewart does it while making a sandwich.

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/28 "2016-06-22T21:11:47Z")

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All I can picture is Burn Notice’s Michael Westen, constantly eating his yogurt while threatening this week’s baddie.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/29 "2016-06-22T21:45:11Z")

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Don’t forget Mal and Zoe eating apples with their knives. Because ribcages.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/30 "2016-06-22T21:56:53Z")

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This Cracked(dot)com photoplasty - “[Cocky pricks love them apples!](http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/2/2/482422_v1.jpg)” - from last year also pointed this out.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/31 "2016-06-22T23:11:23Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> And eating the apple off of the knife blade.

That.

> [@WordMan](#):
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> ::crunch!!::
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> Sorry - you were saying something?
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> 😉

Let’s just hope your mouth wasn’t full when saying that! _wagging curmudgeonly finger_

What about Adam, The Original Bad-Ass.

I’m about 78% sure Bo Hopkins had a leisurely slice or two via knife point, but fogging out on anything more detailed.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/32 "2016-06-23T02:18:55Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I think the implication is more like what SpoilerVirgin describes. It’s supposed to highlight the character’s superiority over the people around him. While everyone else is losing control, he’s having a snack and only giving part of his attention to the crisis. It’s a way of signalling _“My abilities are so much better than yours that I’m not even getting excited by the situation that is putting you into a panic.”_

Evil women characters send the same message by filing their nails. With an aggressive sawing back and forth motion, of course. There’s a fine line between evil nail care and bimbo nail care.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/33 "2016-06-23T02:41:15Z")

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Eating apples certainly made Larry Mondello look tough.

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**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/34 "2016-06-23T02:47:14Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> My fave sub-sub-trope is the heavy using a knife to slice up the apple. It inevitably ends up crossing with the alt-trope of Chekov’s Knife.

Or not, as in the end of Kill Bill, when Bill uses a really big knife to spread mayonnaise on his daughter’s sandwich.

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badasses-eating-apples/758047/35 "2016-06-23T03:19:41Z")

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[Onions](https://www.buzzfeed.com/robstott/happy-anniversary-to-one-of-the-weirdest-moments-o?utm_term=.xoGeBkD91#.uqazdR2a6) don’t work so well. (Buzzfeed link)

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