# Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 16, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476 "2004-02-16T13:02:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/1 "2004-02-16T13:02:33Z")
I think the net has sunk to a new low:
[http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/](http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/2 "2004-02-16T13:09:36Z")
Please explain to someone who is hopelessly out of the loop.
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### Author:  [@JoeSki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeSki)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/3 "2004-02-16T13:15:33Z")
There’s still quality entertainment out there. BEHOLD!: [http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm](http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm)
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### Author:  [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/4 "2004-02-16T13:27:53Z")
Snake! Snake! Oh, it’s a snaaaaake! 😃
Badger Badger has no point, **ShibbOleth** , it’s just a stupid flash animation. The joke is:
It has no end, so you can send the link to someone and say “Watch for the big finish!” and then find out how long they sat there watching it, waiting for something special to happen.
My kids like it, though.
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### Author:  [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/5 "2004-02-16T13:30:52Z")
> [@TeaElle](#):
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> Snake! Snake! Oh, it’s a snaaaaake! 😃
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> It has no end, so you can send the link to someone and say “Watch for the big finish!” and then find out how long they sat there watching it, waiting for something special to happen.
Heh. Sorry, **TeaElle** , but this is incorrect. Badger Badger Badger has a big payoff at the end. But you have to wait for it.
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/6 "2004-02-16T13:46:31Z")
BADGERS!?! I don’t got to show you no stinkin’ badgers! We are _los Federales_!
> [@TeaElle](#):
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> My kids like it, though.
Both my kids are already addicted to it. They made up a little dance. And my five year old figured out the “spoiler” in about 1 minute.
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### Author:  [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/7 "2004-02-16T13:47:37Z")
> [@friedo](#):
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> Heh. Sorry, **TeaElle** , but this is incorrect. Badger Badger Badger has a big payoff at the end. But you have to wait for it.
😃
**JoeSki** , I’ve seen that one before and it is quite excellent. My kids loved that one.
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### Author:  [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/8 "2004-02-16T14:35:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> **Heh. Sorry, TeaElle, but this is incorrect. Badger Badger Badger has a big payoff at the end. But you have to wait for it.**
Lies! **LIES** , I say!!! I just wasted 5 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
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### Author:  [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/9 "2004-02-16T15:29:11Z")
> [@bittersweet](#):
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> Lies! **LIES** , I say!!! I just wasted 5 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
[Evil Villan]
Muuhahahahaha! My master plan has succeeded and now I shall RULE THE WORLD!
[/Evil Villan]
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### Author:  [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/10 "2004-02-16T15:35:37Z")
Honestly, it’s much funnier to look it up through Google:
If you type in, “badger badger badger badger mushroom” into the Search window, you get this recommendation:
Did you mean: badger badger _ **bodger** _ badger mushroom?
😃
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/11 "2004-02-16T15:39:52Z")
> [@JoeSki](#):
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> There’s still quality entertainment out there. BEHOLD!: [http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm](http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm)
Well, that was really 'orrible.
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### Author:  [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/12 "2004-02-16T16:02:28Z")
Then there’s the Commie Stomping Techno Kitties!
[http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/](http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/)
Vlad/Igor
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### Author:  [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/13 "2004-02-16T17:13:22Z")
My boyfriend discovered that around the same time as my brother did. No where was safe from that bloody song.
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### Author:  [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/14 "2004-02-16T20:29:48Z")
The really sad thing about it is that I saw it the first time with the sound off, and when I turned the sound on, I knew exactly how it was going to sound.
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### Author:  [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/15 "2004-02-17T02:50:30Z")
My friends and I decided that there must be a subliminal message in there somewhere, so we turned it on and left it running in the background until it stopped by itself (after about 2 hours). Then we each told everyone else what we wanted to do to see if it left any hints in our brains. All of us said that we wanted to go outside. I don’t know if that was the subliminal message, or whether we just wanted to get away from that brainwashing song!
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### Author:  [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/16 "2004-02-17T03:13:36Z")
Fur zose uff you who are totally annoyed by zis, trry [zis!](http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20040125)
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/17 "2004-02-17T03:37:56Z")
> [@Vlad/Igor](#):
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> Then there’s the Commie Stomping Techno Kitties!
>
> [Fear The Kittens! Laibach, Tanz Mit Mir](http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/)
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> Vlad/Igor
Now _that_ is _FUCKED. UP._. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: 😕 :eek: 😃😕
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### Author:  [@JoeSki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeSki)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/18 "2004-02-17T08:51:52Z")
> [@Michael Ellis](#):
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> Well, that was really 'orrible.
What?! What’s not to like? I
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### Author:  [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/19 "2004-02-17T11:29:15Z")
> [@JoeSki](#):
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> There’s still quality entertainment out there. BEHOLD!: [http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm](http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm)
Cute, but since when could a cow be male?
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### Author:  [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/20 "2004-02-17T12:02:04Z")
Thank you, **TeaElle**. One of the good things about the SDMB is that you’re never anal-retentive alone. COWS IS GIRLS!
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