# Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [February 16, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476 "2004-02-16T13:02:33Z") **Posts on this page:** 18 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo) #### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/21 "2004-02-17T12:15:24Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Now _that_ is _FUCKED. UP._. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: 😕 :eek: 😃😕 [http://www.rathergood.com/](http://www.rathergood.com/) is all good and fucked up. I love Gay Bar 😃 ---
### Author: ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS) #### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/22 "2004-02-17T13:25:48Z")
My son looooooooves the badger badger badger page. So much so that he tried to type it in to Yahoo. Unfortunately he typed “biger biger biger” and got about 1,000,000 pages on “how to make your penis bigger”. He came into the kitchen with the strangest expression on his face and we had another talk about letting Mama type in things that he wasn’t absolutely certain how to spell. ---
### Author: ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate) #### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/23 "2004-02-17T13:33:24Z")
> [@JoeSki](#): > > There’s still quality entertainment out there. BEHOLD!: [http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm](http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm) Now that was freakin’ hilarious! Thanks for the link. But I gotta agree with **TeaElle**. Male cows?! ---
### Author: ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr) #### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/24 "2004-02-17T14:03:52Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > Now that was freakin’ hilarious! Thanks for the link. > But I gotta agree with **TeaElle**. Male cows?! From the Website [http://www.cowswithguns.com](http://www.cowswithguns.com), [this page explains why “Cow Se Tung” was referred to as a HE.](http://www.cowswithguns.com/Cowstory.html) To summarize, Penguin Publishing wanted to publish a kids book based on Dana Lyons’ song, “Cows with Guns”. > [@](#): > > Penguin wanted to make a few changes. 'Cows are female, so the committee thinks that Cow Tse Tongue should be female. And we want this to be sold as a children’s book so we?d like you to change the lines ‘pissed in his eye’ and ‘cow well hung’. Dana Lyon’s Response: > [@](#): > > Tell the committee that Cow Tse Tongue’s gender is a secret to create confusion around who the real Cow Tse Tongue is: And for purposes of security we’ll have to keep Cow Tse Tongue male in the book. Also explain to them that ‘pissed in his eye’ is the four year olds? favorite line; and the line ‘cow well hung’ will give parents a chance to be creative when asked about its meaning. Besides, the song is on the top of the charts in Australia, and I’ll never be able to show my face over there if I wimp out on these lines. > > And by the way, if Penguin has a problem with a word referring to urination being seen in a children’s book, have they considered the issue cows running around with automatic weapons? Apparently they had not. 😃 ---
### Author: ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo) #### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/25 "2004-02-17T14:05:21Z")
[http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/](http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/) Not for the kiddies ---
### Author: ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven) #### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/26 "2004-02-17T23:21:32Z")
> [@JoeSki](#): > > There’s still quality entertainment out there. BEHOLD!: [http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm](http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm) That song is a nightmare. I swear hell is a place where you’re stuck in a public restroom with this playing on the muzak and Garrison Keillor outside your stall asking every few minutes if you’re finished so he can wipe your ass for you. ---
### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy) #### Post date: [February 17, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/27 "2004-02-17T23:49:44Z")
Am I nuts or wasn’t this thread done about six months ago? Can’t find the link, but I know I’m not crazy… ---
### Author: ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/28 "2004-02-18T00:12:46Z")
Okay, I’ve had that stupid badger song running for 10 minutes now, and no pay-off (unless me getting damned tired of it is the pay-off). If there is indeed a pay-off, would someone like to volunteer how long you have to wait for it, and what it is? ---
### Author: ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/29 "2004-02-18T00:16:27Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Okay, I’ve had that stupid badger song running for 10 minutes now, and no pay-off (unless me getting damned tired of it is the pay-off). If there is indeed a pay-off, would someone like to volunteer how long you have to wait for it, and what it is? Oh, the payoff is awesome. Just let it run for a little while longer. ---
### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/30 "2004-02-18T00:29:48Z")
There was a thread on this…one of rather enormous proportions a while back. I thought this was that, but it ain’t. Hope this helps. ---
### Author: ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/31 "2004-02-18T06:26:27Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Oh, the payoff is awesome. Just let it run for a little while longer. Ah, I see. Thank you. ---
### Author: ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/32 "2004-02-18T11:03:18Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Oh, the payoff is awesome. Definatly. Life changing, even. ---
### Author: ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/33 "2004-02-18T11:45:25Z")
> [@AngelicGemma](#): > > Definatly. Life changing, even. Oh, hell yea! It’l make your day, your night and most of the week 😃 Better than the badgerbadgerbadger song is the ‘[we like the mooooon](http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/)’ song, and even better than that is ‘[patrick moore](http://www.b3ta.co.uk/patrickmoore/)’ Mind you, neither of them have quite the ending of badgerbadgerbadger. Happy watching… ---
### Author: ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/34 "2004-02-18T12:27:35Z")
> [@flodnak](#): > > One of the good things about the SDMB is that you’re never anal-retentive alone. This would make an amusing sig line. ---
### Author: ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/35 "2004-02-18T13:04:31Z")
[This](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/22/) is annoying as hell. Which explains why Aaron loves it. ---
### Author: ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/36 "2004-02-18T13:37:25Z")
[**badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=210261) ---
### Author: ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/37 "2004-02-18T19:28:27Z")
My apologies. I did a thorough search and thought this was a new topic. I am once again humbled… OH MY! IT’S A SNAKE! ---
### Author: ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl) #### Post date: [February 18, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476/38 "2004-02-18T20:22:04Z")
Man, I’m glad this computer doesn’t have sound. In other news, is it possible to get an image of the cow reading the Che book? I’d love to hang it on my wall ! see … I like cows … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-badger-mushroom-mushroom/229476.md?page=1)