# Badger Badger Badger lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 23, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575 "2003-12-23T02:11:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/1 "2003-12-23T02:11:33Z")

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As far as I know, the lyrics to the infamous Badger song goes like:

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger  
Mushroom mushroom  
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger  
Mushroom mushroom  
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger  
Mushroom mushroom  
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger  
Mushroom mushroom

After that, though … well, I’m lost. Is it …

Oh it’s a snake!

or

African snake!

or … something else entirely?

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/2 "2003-12-23T02:32:32Z")

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Search is your friend.

[This badger badger badger](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=210261&highlight=badger) thread should give you the greatest amount of information.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/3 "2003-12-23T02:33:15Z")

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[http://www.letssingit.com/?http://www.letssingit.com/evanescence-badger-mushroom-snake-z9p76s6.html](http://www.letssingit.com/?http://www.letssingit.com/evanescence-badger-mushroom-snake-z9p76s6.html)

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/4 "2003-12-23T03:19:13Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=230437](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=230437)  
This version is better. Its more unsettling than the other version.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/5 "2003-12-23T05:23:35Z")

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I think it says, “African snake, snake, a snake, oooohhh, it’s a big, it’s a…” and then back to the “badger, badger…”

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**Author:** ![Phage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Phage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phage)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/6 "2003-12-23T13:22:44Z")

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I think that is “Aaah, snake! Snake, a snake, ohhh, its a snake…”  
I don’t know where you got those lyrics.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/7 "2003-12-24T16:57:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Phage \*  
> \*\*I think that is “Aaah, snake! Snake, a snake, ohhh, its a snake…”  
> I don’t know where you got those lyrics. \*\*

Just listening and trying to make it out. Listening again, that “big” I heard could be “snake.” But there’s something going on at the beginning more than just “aaahhh.” It may not be “African,” but that’s what it sounds like to me.

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/8 "2003-12-24T17:11:33Z")

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you could try emailing weebl im sure there’s an address on the site (not [albinoblacksheep.com](http://albinoblacksheep.com) but [www.weebls-stuff.com](http://www.weebls-stuff.com))

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**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/9 "2003-12-24T19:31:19Z")

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Moved to CS.

- **xash**  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/10 "2003-12-26T11:26:40Z")

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I thought it was “aaah it’s a snake, etc” Wouldn’t it account for those extra syllables y’all are hearing?

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/11 "2003-12-26T17:21:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Duckster \*  
> \*\*[http://www.letssingit.com/evanescence-badger-mushroom-snake-z9p76s6.html](http://www.letssingit.com/evanescence-badger-mushroom-snake-z9p76s6.html) \*\*

Damn, I guess I should’ve gotten the imported version of _Fallen_.

Not very accurate on that link.

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**Author:** ![Soup\_Nazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Soup\_Nazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_Nazi)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badger-badger-badger-lyrics/220575/12 "2003-12-26T18:25:09Z")

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My college roommate and I hypothesized that the snake bit goes like this…

“Snake! Snake! A dirty farking snake!..”
