# Badgers rule and Gophers suck - Here it is, Sledman

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 5, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759 "2000-11-05T01:19:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759/21 "2000-11-07T22:59:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \*  
> \*\*I feel your pain Rysdad. ☹ ☹  
> I don’t know how much more I can watch.
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> P.S. Sledman, That was a fucking lucky catch. \*\*

I’ll call it lucky when you say Crissy Carter was lucky to score his touchdown considering he should have been ejected for trying to kick one of our guys in the face.

It’s payback for the TJ Rubley game anyway.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759/22 "2000-11-08T12:41:33Z")

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Day 5: The recovery process begins

Minnesota and Wisconsin,  
Rivals now, forevermore.  
Still one thing they both agreed on:  
All their votes will go to Gore.

Let that not at all diminish,  
The hap’nings of the last weekend,  
The Gophers and the Vikings suffered,  
Losses, 'cause they can’t defend.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759/23 "2000-11-10T02:00:18Z")

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Day 6: Almost done

Titletown is small they say.  
I guess that’s proof that less is more.  
A bigger town’s where Vikings play,  
But in _The Bowl_ they’re O and 4.

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**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759/24 "2000-11-10T14:31:02Z")

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Rysdad…

For exemplary service above and beyond the call of duty and in the spirit of cooperation between our two great states I hereby release you from your obligation.

Now will you have that damn beer!!!

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759/25 "2000-11-10T14:35:04Z")

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Is today the last one? I can’t wait!!

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759/26 "2000-11-10T14:36:16Z")

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Damn, cheddarhead simulposts!!!

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759/27 "2000-11-10T23:35:30Z")

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Thank you, Sledman. I appreciate your honorable offer.

Then again, since I’ve apparently acquired a following (albeit only one person), I feel obliged to complete this marathon. In the name of brotherhood, I humbly submit the following:

He picked Bush and she picked Gore and someone else picked Nader.  
His vote was “wasted”, hers was “lost”, and some weren’t found 'til later.  
As it stands we still don’t know if we’ve a prez-elect.  
No matter what the outcome is, I’m sure some will suspect,  
That votes were rigged or or ballots tossed and all that I can say,  
Is _we’ll be fine_ 'cause after all, this is the U S A!

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759/28 "2000-11-10T23:36:47Z")

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NOW! :::cracks open a beer:::

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badgers-rule-and-gophers-suck-here-it-is-sledman/39759/29 "2000-11-11T00:01:47Z")

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Rysdad, I must say, very well done! 😃

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