# "Badges?  We don't need no stickin' badges!"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 31, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355 "2004-12-31T01:49:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/1 "2004-12-31T01:49:18Z")

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I just finished watching \* Blazin Saddles\* and I can’t get this line out of my head. It seems like I heard it a million times before but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Was this the first time the line or a version of it was said?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/2 "2004-12-31T01:51:04Z")

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_The Treasure of the Sierra Madre_ is the source.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/3 "2004-12-31T01:54:16Z")

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[Relevant website of a guy with way too much time on his hands.](http://www.darryl.com/badges/)

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**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/4 "2004-12-31T01:56:38Z")

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Wow, thanks to you both.

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/5 "2004-12-31T03:03:30Z")

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You learn something new every day.

I did not know “disconfirmed” was a word.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/6 "2004-12-31T12:16:09Z")

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Nobody needs stickin’ badges. Even stinkin’ badges, it seems, are a glut on the market.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/7 "2004-12-31T12:30:34Z")

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It’s “[Badgers?](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/) We don’t need no steenkin’ [badgers](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/)! We are los [Federales](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/)!!”

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**Author:** ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/8 "2004-12-31T13:07:02Z")

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Gee, for a second there I thought I was getting Pitted for the first time! 😉

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/9 "2004-12-31T13:51:15Z")

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> [@Badge](#):
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> Gee, for a second there I thought I was getting Pitted for the first time! 😉

I’m kind of glad you don’t post very often. I get that song stuck in my head every time I see your name. At least it’s a good song.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/10 "2004-12-31T17:31:40Z")

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This is one of those often misquoted movie lines. It’s been a while since I’ve seen \*The Treasure of the Sierra Madre \*but I think the quote is more along the lines of “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t have to show you no stinkin’ badges.”

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/11 "2004-12-31T19:25:52Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> This is one of those often misquoted movie lines. It’s been a while since I’ve seen \*The Treasure of the Sierra Madre \*but I think the quote is more along the lines of “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t have to show you no stinkin’ badges.”

Isn’t this a general rule for any film which stars Humphrey Bogart?

- Shibb “Play it again, Sam” Oleth

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/12 "2005-01-02T09:18:06Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> This is one of those often misquoted movie lines. It’s been a while since I’ve seen \*The Treasure of the Sierra Madre \*but I think the quote is more along the lines of “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t have to show you no stinkin’ badges.”

The actual quote is:

> [@Gold Hat](#):
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> Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!

I cribbed it from AFI’s list of great movie quotes, [here](http://www.afi.com/Docs/tvevents/pdf/quotes400.pdf) .

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stickin-badges/282355/13 "2005-01-02T12:22:58Z")

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Heh. That dude’s website fails to mention an appearance of the subject at hand. The 1985 movie [Real Genius](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/) (with a young Val Kilmer) had the stinking badges line in it somewhere. I know this, and I hate movies and rarely watch them. 😕
