# Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416>\
**Category:** Site Feedback\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416 "2020-06-23T15:46:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/62 "2020-06-25T17:43:57Z")

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@GreysonCarlisle, what does he mean by the _editor_ ? I know the little round system icon is it, but where is it.  
Never mind I found it

Yay, me! Give me my stinking badge @discobot!

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/63 "2020-06-25T17:44:01Z")

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/64 "2020-06-25T17:44:29Z")

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Aw geez…

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/65 "2020-06-25T17:44:43Z")

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Try not to use his name. Type disco bot without the @ sign…

He’s worse than BeetleJuice or Candyman

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/66 "2020-06-25T17:45:09Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Try not to use his name. Type disco bot without the @ sign.&nbsp;

Beetlebot.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/67 "2020-06-25T17:46:48Z")

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Zaphod Beetlebot. Center Of The Universe.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/68 "2020-06-25T17:47:23Z")

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@discobot  
@discobot  
@discobotdid it work?

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/69 "2020-06-25T17:48:22Z")

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You’ve already summoned the beast. Not sure when you’ll be able to say the magic word again.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/70 "2020-06-25T17:49:17Z")

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Oh, I got a _magic_ word for it.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/71 "2020-06-25T17:49:36Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Oh, I got a \*magic \*word for it.&nbsp;

Like!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/72 "2020-06-25T17:51:28Z")

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I’m editing like a boss. see? I really like the blur, goddammit!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/73 "2020-06-25T17:52:53Z")

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That’s not the four letter word _I_ was thinking of.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/74 "2020-06-25T17:53:26Z")

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> > > > > I see that!

(See if this even works)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/75 "2020-06-25T17:55:44Z")

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What dat?

One  
Two  
Three

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/76 "2020-06-25T17:56:20Z")

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I have no excuse for that.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/77 "2020-06-25T23:21:34Z")

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> [@discobot](#):
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> Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.

Can you go away? The SDMB has a firm rule forbidding bots.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/78 "2020-06-25T23:23:41Z")

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> [@GreysonCarlisle](#):
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> And you can’t block him cuz he’s a TL4.

I don’t want to block him. I want TPTB to BAN him. And wish him into the cornfield. He has no more business on the SDMB than Clippy.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/79 "2020-06-25T23:25:25Z")

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That would break some other stuff.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/80 "2020-06-25T23:28:03Z")

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I’ll take my chances. That is, I’ll be contented with chances being taken.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/912416/81 "2020-06-25T23:39:26Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I’ll take my chances. That is, I’ll be contented with chances being taken.&nbsp;

Just let Discobot be the personification of everything you hate about Discourse. Cuss him out every so often. It’ll do your soul good.

He really does have feelings. I mean, if you prick him will he not… something?

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