and he goes moo and chews his food slowly for long periods of time.
Face it, they sell about ten thousand times more of the stuff than could ever be used on cows…
Learned a new word!
The June 2011 National Geographic has a short article on page 21 about the dangers of of carmine from the cochineal. For many, red dye #40 is safer.
Yes, Bag Balm is dangerous. So is almost almost every other effective medicine. Penicillin is a great killer.
Studies have shown that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.
My folks and grandparents used it for years. I rediscovered it when I milked goats 20+ years ago. After applying it to their udders (they used to get chapped in the winter), my own hands became softer.
I still use it sometimes in the winter when nothing else will soothe the dry, cracked skin on my hands, elbows and heels.
Outstanding!
This thread is done.
It’s rare to see it so well done in any medium, without the subject being over done.
Could have a little more blue Englisch, but certainly a point.
I was gonna say, you type remarkably well with those hooves.
I my self use bag balm for many things I use it for dry nose (I’ll stick it up my nose), chapped lip’s, open sores dry hands and feet, I never swallow it but I use it for everything else!!
That is something that I have not seen in 40 + years.
Double zombie thread?
Well, he is a teenager, now…
Heck, put him in front of a monitor (whether video game, computer, iPod, or phone screen) and the resemblance to a cud-chewing bovine is uncanny. 
No, just a normal, single one.
To make this a double zombie thread, and to keep the intervals in the grave consistent, we need just wait another 8 years after the current discussion dies down.
I’ll set a reminder in my calendar for 2019.
Bag Balm will not work for freezer burn.
Having used bag balm most of my life, and having grown up in a rural area, as well as having seen it used for all types of skin issues as a Nurse, I used it on my children’s diaper rash-I was then taken to court by my ex-husband the M.D. for child abuse by using an animal preparation, e.g. bag balm. I had to spend nearly 10k in legal fees, professional testimony, etc. before the charge (backed up by his girlfriend, the Pharmacist) was tossed out by a Judge who stated “my Mother used that on me and my brothers and sisters on the farm, and we never suffered any ill effects”…so be careful!
OK, now it’s a double zombie thread!
Do they chew their food slowly for a long time and go moo a lot?
What is yonks, and why is Bag Balm good for it?
I think it’s a city in New York. They have cows there.
What?