# bah **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2000, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997 "2000-05-09T05:57:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/1 "2000-05-09T05:57:57Z")
this forum isn’t pointless enough Bring back the mundanity I say! So, to start off, I thought I’d mention that I have a big bruise on my right leg that hurts like crazy, and that I got it from a all-party brawl last saturday. (which I tried to get out of, but got dragged into anyways) I also have decided that I like the taste of peanut and jelly sandwhiches more so than I like the smell of Old Spice deoderant (fresh scent of course). ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/2 "2000-05-09T06:09:54Z")
My taint itches. ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/3 "2000-05-09T06:40:37Z")
green. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/4 "2000-05-09T06:53:38Z")
“Charlie Brown, you weren’t the hero; you were the goat!” “BAAH!” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/5 "2000-05-09T06:54:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > My taint itches. > \*\* Do I even want to know what that means? ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/6 "2000-05-09T07:00:27Z")
It 'taint ass and it 'taint balls. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/7 "2000-05-09T07:03:42Z")
Um, I believe that the correct term is not ‘taint’, it is ‘choad’, ‘chode’ or the more proper ‘choda’. Thank you for your consideration. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/8 "2000-05-09T07:09:02Z")
Apparently, you don’t watch Mr. Show. And I refuse to use ‘choad’, as it makes me sound like a ‘choad’. Taint is much more dynamic. Taintology, taintalizer, taint-o-matic, taint cream, taintalicious… It’s the ‘smurffy’ of my vocabulary. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/9 "2000-05-09T11:21:18Z")
I was always told that taints were what women had, same region. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/10 "2000-05-09T11:28:47Z")
Yes, Ayesha, but the taint in men is much more interesting! :o Imthecowgodmoo: [quote] bah[/bah] Isn’t that the wrong animal? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/11 "2000-05-09T11:29:50Z")
No, no, no, dear Ayesha. With women, it is called a _causif_. Causif it wasn’t there, there would just be one big hole 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/12 "2000-05-09T13:08:49Z")
humbug. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/13 "2000-05-09T13:22:16Z")
We apologize for the excessive sillyness this thread has fallen to. Those responsible have been sacked. The photoshoot for my improv group, according to SisterRiddles, came out fantastically. The photographer wants final pick of the shots, as his name is going to be on them. Harumph. But he said, without knowing that I was SisterRiddles sister, that I was the BEST ONE. HOO-HAH! It rained a lot this morning. I threw a plastic bag over my head and cut out a space for my face, but my pants still got soaked. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/14 "2000-05-09T13:54:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I threw a plastic bag over my head and cut out a space for my face > \*\* …MUST…NOT…COMMENT…!!! ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/15 "2000-05-09T15:03:54Z")
I took Robaxacet this morning. Now I want to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/16 "2000-05-09T15:18:09Z")
shit ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/17 "2000-05-09T15:27:46Z")
I have had a headache for two days. Yesrday I had an ice-cream cone and licked it and licked it and licked it and then it looked like a penis. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/18 "2000-05-09T15:30:33Z")
Dr. Freud might have had an opinion on that 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/19 "2000-05-09T15:45:53Z")
I need to shave my legs and I noticed a chin hair this morning!! My daughter said “uncle fucker” this morning. She got that from South Park: The Movie. I watched that move about 4 months ago and she still remembers that song!! She can’t say it plain enough for others to understand… it comes out “unca bucka”… but I know what she’s saying!!! I’ll never watch a movie like that again when she’s in earshot of it! Oh, It’s cloudy, windy, and cold today! And I need a cigarette… really bad! ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997/20 "2000-05-10T00:23:39Z")
I just bought what can only be described as one of the coolest models ever. It’s the original Bates Mantion from Psycho, from Polar Lights. It even has Mother Bates sitting in one of the windows. I can’t wait to get this one painted. It was only $24, compared to the best figure in my collection, The Joker in his throne, which was $104. When I get them finished and figure out whow, I’ll post pictures of my work here sometime. I’m so excited about this model! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bah/18997.md?page=2)