# Bailey or Mary Ann? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 28, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277 "2002-07-28T21:10:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/21 "2002-07-29T20:16:46Z")
Flipper. Sua ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/22 "2002-07-29T20:21:53Z")
Bailey…and **Sua** , that’s _exactly_ what I’d do… a FINE looking keester… ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/23 "2002-07-30T07:01:23Z")
Poor Mary Ann can’t get a break. It’s bad enough that she didn’t get much attention on that island. Oh, and while we’re on this topic… Mmmm, Bailey. ---
**Author:** ![kawliga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea666f/32.png) [@kawliga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kawliga)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/24 "2002-07-30T07:42:42Z")
Another vote for Bailey. New poll: Mrs. Howell or Mother Carlson? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/25 "2002-07-30T13:25:01Z")
Jesus you people! **BAILY AND MARY ANN AT THE SAME TIME** ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/26 "2002-07-30T13:26:46Z")
If you can imagine that you could ‘have’ either of these women, why can’t you imagine both? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/27 "2002-07-30T13:38:54Z")
Because both wasn’t on the menu. Besides, with both, I might get a little over-stimulated if ya know what I mean and I think you do… ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/28 "2002-07-30T13:40:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kawliga \* > \*\*Another vote for Bailey. > > New poll: Mrs. Howell or Mother Carlson? \*\* _Definitely_ Mother Carlson. The second one, not the first one. Mmmm, she was HOT. ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/29 "2002-07-30T13:50:13Z")
Bailey. Mmmmm, yes. I wonder if the actress knows of her loyal fan base? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/30 "2002-07-30T16:18:59Z")
Gotta be Bailey. Man, oh man. Herb: Hi Bailey, how’s the sex life? Bailey (dreamily): Wonderful Woof. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/31 "2002-07-30T18:49:01Z")
Definitely Mary Ann. By the way, who’s Bailey? ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/32 "2002-07-30T18:52:34Z")
Bailey Quarters. Though I think a better competitor for her would be Gabe Kotter’s wife. Mary Ann is too old school. ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/33 "2002-07-30T22:42:17Z")
Okay, all you hentai-wannabe artistic-types…you now have your mission: _Bailey and Flipper._ Color or b/w…doesn’t matter. Time to break out those pens and paints and get freaky. Oh, and if you could put Bailey in Johnny’s\*\* Black Death\*\* t-shirt that would be cool… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/34 "2002-07-30T23:48:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Purd Werfect \* > \*\*Bailey Quarters. Though I think a better competitor for her would be Gabe Kotter’s wife. Mary Ann is too old school. \*\* Marcia Strassman! I had a teenage crush on her despite the fact that she weighed about 12 pounds at the time. ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/35 "2002-07-31T01:06:55Z")
Decisions, decisons! (bailey) ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-or-mary-ann/121277/36 "2002-07-31T01:53:41Z")
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