# Bailey Quarters is back on the air

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [September 11, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083 "2003-09-11T23:59:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/1 "2003-09-11T23:59:45Z")

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Check out the TVLand Kitschen.

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### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/2 "2003-09-12T00:00:38Z")

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Link?

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/3 "2003-09-12T00:07:29Z")

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[TVLand Kitschen](http://www.tvland.com/kitschen/kitschen.jhtml)

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### Author: ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/4 "2003-09-12T00:10:11Z")

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I’m missing something–are you just talking about reruns? 😕

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### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/5 "2003-09-12T02:12:08Z")

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With syndication, has _WKRP in Cincinnatti_ ever been _off_ the air?

As for Jan Smithers, I’m surprised her career (as listed at [imdb.com](http://imdb.com)) was so short. Actually, very few of the _WKRP_ actors went on to success after that show’s run. Howard Hesseman (_One Day at a Time_, _Head of the Class_) and Tim Reid (_Simon & Simon_, _Frank’s Place_) did okay, I guess, and Gordon Jump went on to be the 1980s Maytag spokesman, but the rest pretty much disappeared.

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### Author: ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/6 "2003-09-12T02:40:03Z")

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Loni Anderson’s new sitcom _The Mullets_ apparently premiered tonight. She did okay after WKRP, what with being married to that really famous guy, and she did have that one season PI show with Lynda “Wonder Woman” Carter, too.

Gary Sandy (Andy the PD) Frank Bonner (Herb Tarleck) and the guy who played Les Nessman whose name escapes me at the moment were the ones who really disappeared. Bonner did some guest shots here and there, but nothing terribly noteworthy.

Didn’t Smithers rather choose to step away from working after WKRP? I seem to recall something about being with her family, or starting a family, or general family noises.

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### Author: ![corndog\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@corndog\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corndog_man)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/7 "2003-09-12T02:52:27Z")

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Jan Smithers married James Brolin for a while, then Brolin divorced her to marry Barbra Straisand. ([www.imdb.com](http://www.imdb.com))

It seems to me that she did some guest stuff on TV then quit. Contrary to popular opinion, some people get sick of hollywood and move on, like people do in regualr jobs.

And yes, something happened for Brolin to divorce fine ass Baily Quarters for horse face Barbra.

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### Author: ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/8 "2003-09-12T05:43:39Z")

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[hijack]  
What the hell is wrong with TVLand? They’ve shown crap like _The Brady Bunch_, _Love Boat_ and _Fantasy Island_ in prime time, but they dump good shows like _WKRP_ and _Square Pegs_ in a late-night slot devoted to so-called “kitsch”?  
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### Author: ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/9 "2003-09-12T08:22:05Z")

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Gordon Jump, Frank Bonner and Richard Sanders all came back for the New WKRP.

Of course that may be best left forgotten…

This thread has got my mind swimming with such great memories.

“I’ll have you know, I’ve killed a lot of old people in my time and I’m not above doing it again”

“Ain’t no black people stupid enought to go to a place called Prussian Valley.”

“There’s a chair over there, a chair over there, a chair over… no wait, that’s a clock”

Could go on all day with these…

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### Author: ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/10 "2003-09-12T10:12:45Z")

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“Well, first of all, she’s black”

that’s my favorite Bailey Quarters line.

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/11 "2003-09-12T12:21:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Odinoneeye \*  
> **"There’s a chair over there, a chair over there, a chair over… no wait, that’s a clock"**

I used to watch “Just Shoot Me” and they had a similar line. Everyone got high on some very potent candy the boss had brought back from Asia.

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### Author: ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/12 "2003-09-12T12:55:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \*  
> \*\*With syndication, has _WKRP in Cincinnatti_ ever been _off_ the air?
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> As for Jan Smithers, I’m surprised her career (as listed at [imdb.com](http://imdb.com)) was so short. Actually, very few of the _WKRP_ actors went on to success after that show’s run. Howard Hesseman (_One Day at a Time_, _Head of the Class_) and Tim Reid (_Simon & Simon_, _Frank’s Place_) did okay, I guess, and Gordon Jump went on to be the 1980s Maytag spokesman, but the rest pretty much disappeared. \*\*

Tim Reid would have had a much better career, but it looked (to this observer at least) as though his wife insisted on being given a part in any subsequent show that he was cast into, and carrying her just dragged him down.

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/13 "2003-09-12T15:58:26Z")

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> but the rest pretty much disappeared.

That’s true about most TV shows. Look at the cast of _MASH_ or _Barney Miller_ or _Hill Street Blues_ or any one of a hundred others.

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### Author: ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/14 "2003-09-12T18:40:26Z")

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OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Tim Reid is now on _Sister, Sister_ on the Disney Channel, which thanks to having two preteen daughters, I get to see approximately 70 time per week.

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### Author: ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/15 "2003-09-12T19:53:47Z")

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“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

Well, _someone_ had to say it.

HIRSH!

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### Author: ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/16 "2003-09-12T20:02:22Z")

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Bucky Dornster: “Dell, I got a stereo in my van that would blow this entire store into the river.”

And don’t get me started on the whole 'Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer" syndication hack job.

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### Author: ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/17 "2003-09-12T22:31:08Z")

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You mean, “Hold my order, terrible dresser?”

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### Author: ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/18 "2003-09-12T22:34:14Z")

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BLAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHH!!!

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### Author: ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/19 "2003-09-12T22:49:07Z")

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Good grief. Couldn’t they have just said, “Hold my nose, Tony Danza?”

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### Author: ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bailey-quarters-is-back-on-the-air/201083/20 "2003-09-12T22:58:51Z")

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“BOOGERS!!!”

“RED WIGGLERS!! The Cadillacs of worms…The Cadillacs of worms…”

“…But there’s no way to deny it,  
Some day, you’re gonna buy it!..”

“…But the Senator, while intoxicated, could not explain his nudity…”  
“…Made from genuine plastic, don’t settle for any imitation…”

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