# Baker’s Dozen III
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 140
### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2023, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2781 "2023-08-10T12:25:33Z")
**Insults from the playground**
1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
5. You’re a big doody face
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2023, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2782 "2023-08-10T13:50:28Z")
**Insults from the playground**
1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
5. You’re a big doody face
6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2783 "2023-08-11T01:20:34Z")
**Insults from the playground**
1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
5. You’re a big doody face
6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
7. My dad could beat up your dad.
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### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2023, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2784 "2023-08-11T06:22:22Z")
**Insults from the playground**
1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
5. You’re a big doody face
6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
7. My dad could beat up your dad.
8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
_ **-“BB”-** _
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2023, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2785 "2023-08-11T06:23:23Z")
**Insults from the playground**
1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
5. You’re a big doody face
6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
7. My dad could beat up your dad.
8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
9. Your MOTHER!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2023, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2786 "2023-08-11T15:43:49Z")
**Insults from the playground**
1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
5. You’re a big doody face
6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
7. My dad could beat up your dad.
8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
9. Your MOTHER!
10. If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.
Pass.
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### Author:  [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2023, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2787 "2023-08-11T17:13:44Z")
**Insults from the playground**
1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
5. You’re a big doody face
6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
7. My dad could beat up your dad.
8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
9. Your MOTHER!
10. If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.
11. Liar liar pants on fire!
---
### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2788 "2023-08-11T17:49:51Z")
Ooops, forgot it was a Baker’s Dozen!
**Insults from the playground**
1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
5. You’re a big doody face
6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
7. My dad could beat up your dad.
8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
9. Your MOTHER!
10. If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.
11. Liar liar pants on fire!
12. If they told you to blow up a school bus, you’d burn your lips.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2789 "2023-08-11T19:23:24Z")
**Insults from the playground**
1. You so dumb, you think asphalt is a butt disease!
2. I know you are, but what am I? (RIP Peewee)
3. If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
4. I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
5. You’re a big doody face
6. I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
7. My dad could beat up your dad.
8. If I looked as ugly as you, I’d teach my ass to blow bubble gum and learn to walk on my hands.
9. Your MOTHER!
10. If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.
11. Liar liar pants on fire!
12. If they told you to blow up a school bus, you’d burn your lips.
13. You!
**Recently heard around Washington, D.C.**
1. “$50 says Jack Smith goes after Jim Jordan before he goes after Matt Gaetz.”
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2790 "2023-08-12T11:41:21Z")
…or maybe not.
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2791 "2023-08-12T12:41:57Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
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### Author:  [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2792 "2023-08-12T13:01:53Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
3. Saxophone
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2793 "2023-08-12T13:14:02Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
3. Saxophone
4. Piano
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### Author:  [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2794 "2023-08-12T13:28:00Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
3. Saxophone
4. Piano
5. Theremin
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### Author:  [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2795 "2023-08-12T13:31:54Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
3. Saxophone
4. Piano
5. Theremin
6. Clarinet
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2796 "2023-08-12T13:41:21Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
3. Saxophone
4. Piano
5. Theremin
6. Clarinet
7. Dulcimer
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### Author:  [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2797 "2023-08-12T13:44:40Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
3. Saxophone
4. Piano
5. Theremin
6. Clarinet
7. Dulcimer
8. Harmonica
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2798 "2023-08-12T14:49:38Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
3. Saxophone
4. Piano
5. Theremin
6. Clarinet
7. Dulcimer
8. Harmonica
9. Harmonium
---
### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2799 "2023-08-12T15:39:41Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
3. Saxophone
4. Piano
5. Theremin
6. Clarinet
7. Dulcimer
8. Harmonica
9. Harmonium
10. Violin
---
### Author:  [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2800 "2023-08-12T16:10:52Z")
**Musical Instruments of 3 or more syllables**
1. Glockenspiel
2. Tympani
3. Saxophone
4. Piano
5. Theremin
6. Clarinet
7. Dulcimer
8. Harmonica
9. Harmonium
10. Violin
11. Tambourine
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