# Baker’s Dozen III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 143

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2841 "2023-08-17T02:25:48Z")

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Oops, right you are.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2842 "2023-08-17T04:44:54Z")

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**Recurring characters on _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_**

1. Nog
2. Keiko O’Brien
3. Garak
4. Female Shapeshifter
5. Gul Dukat
6. Grand Nagus Zek
7. Rom
8. Vedek Winn
9. Martok
10. Gul Damar
11. Ishka

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2843 "2023-08-17T06:20:03Z")

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**Recurring characters on _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_**

1. Nog
2. Keiko O’Brien
3. Garak
4. Female Shapeshifter
5. Gul Dukat
6. Grand Nagus Zek
7. Rom
8. Vedek Winn
9. Martok
10. Gul Damar
11. Ishka
12. Vic Fontaine

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2844 "2023-08-17T15:45:59Z")

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**Recurring characters on _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_**

1. Nog
2. Keiko O’Brien
3. Garak
4. Female Shapeshifter
5. Gul Dukat
6. Grand Nagus Zek
7. Rom
8. Vedek Winn
9. Martok
10. Gul Damar
11. Ishka
12. Vic Fontaine
13. Joseph Sisko

Now let’s move on!

**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2845 "2023-08-17T15:49:12Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2846 "2023-08-17T17:14:36Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2847 "2023-08-17T17:17:17Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2848 "2023-08-17T18:49:22Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
5. I know it’s impolite to ask, but how old are you? I need to know at what age women look so beautiful.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2849 "2023-08-17T18:50:53Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
5. I know it’s impolite to ask, but how old are you? I need to know at what age women look so beautiful.
6. Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2850 "2023-08-17T20:12:53Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
5. I know it’s impolite to ask, but how old are you? I need to know at what age women look so beautiful.
6. Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?
7. Wanna play “Two Towers” and go down on me?

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2851 "2023-08-17T23:23:54Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
5. I know it’s impolite to ask, but how old are you? I need to know at what age women look so beautiful.
6. Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?
7. Wanna play “Two Towers” and go down on me?
8. If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2852 "2023-08-17T23:58:21Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
5. I know it’s impolite to ask, but how old are you? I need to know at what age women look so beautiful.
6. Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?
7. Wanna play “Two Towers” and go down on me?
8. If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
9. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2853 "2023-08-18T02:29:10Z")

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Some of these aren’t what I’d call “clean.”

**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
5. I know it’s impolite to ask, but how old are you? I need to know at what age women look so beautiful.
6. Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?
7. Wanna play “Two Towers” and go down on me?
8. If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
9. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
10. Somebody’d better call Heaven, ‘cause they must be missing an angel up there!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2854 "2023-08-18T02:32:24Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
5. I know it’s impolite to ask, but how old are you? I need to know at what age women look so beautiful.
6. Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?
7. Wanna play “Two Towers” and go down on me?
8. If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
9. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
10. Somebody’d better call Heaven, ‘cause they must be missing an angel up there!
11. Hey there … what’s your sign?

According to a long-ago commercial, an appropriate response to that question is “Exit.”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2855 "2023-08-18T02:33:09Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
5. I know it’s impolite to ask, but how old are you? I need to know at what age women look so beautiful.
6. Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?
7. Wanna play “Two Towers” and go down on me?
8. If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
9. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
10. Somebody’d better call Heaven, ‘cause they must be missing an angel up there!
11. Hey there … what’s your sign?
12. If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2856 "2023-08-18T02:35:32Z")

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**Corny pick-up lines** (Let’s keep it clean, folks)

1. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten _I_ see.
3. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
5. I know it’s impolite to ask, but how old are you? I need to know at what age women look so beautiful.
6. Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?
7. Wanna play “Two Towers” and go down on me?
8. If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
9. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
10. Somebody’d better call Heaven, ‘cause they must be missing an angel up there!
11. Hey there … what’s your sign?
12. If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
13. Are you a model or something?

Pass.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2857 "2023-08-18T14:38:06Z")

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**Villains of the Flash**

1. Mirror Master

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2858 "2023-08-18T14:44:42Z")

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**Villains of the Flash**

1. Mirror Master
2. Captain Cold

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2859 "2023-08-18T19:38:11Z")

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**Villains of the Flash**

1. Mirror Master
2. Captain Cold
3. Reverse Flash

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/2860 "2023-08-18T19:47:03Z")

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**Villains of the Flash**

1. Mirror Master
2. Captain Cold
3. Reverse Flash
4. The Weather Wizard

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