# Baker’s Dozen III

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
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**Real Historical Figures who appear as Literary Detectives or Secret Agents**

1. Groucho Marx - Ron Goulart’s _Groucho Marx, Master Detective_ series
2. Harry Houdini - Harry Houdini Mysteries by Daniel Stashower
3. Abraham Lincoln - _Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter_
4. John Gower - _A Burnable Book_
5. Albert Einstein, James Joyce, Aleister Crowley - _Masks of the Illuminati_
6. Eleanor Roosevelt - Elliott Roosevelt’s _Eleanor Roosevelt_ series
7. Jane Austen - Jane Austen Mysteries series
8. Edgar Allan Poe - _The Pale Blue Eye_
9. Benjamin Franklin - _Mason - Dixon_ by Thomas Pynchon
10. Oscar Wilde - Gyles Brandeth’s _Oscar Wilde Mysteries_ series

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4522 "2024-03-01T15:31:40Z")

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**Real Historical Figures who appear as Literary Detectives or Secret Agents**

1. Groucho Marx - Ron Goulart’s _Groucho Marx, Master Detective_ series
2. Harry Houdini - Harry Houdini Mysteries by Daniel Stashower
3. Abraham Lincoln - _Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter_
4. John Gower - _A Burnable Book_
5. Albert Einstein, James Joyce, Aleister Crowley - _Masks of the Illuminati_
6. Eleanor Roosevelt - Elliott Roosevelt’s _Eleanor Roosevelt_ series
7. Jane Austen - Jane Austen Mysteries series
8. Edgar Allan Poe - _The Pale Blue Eye_
9. Benjamin Franklin - _Mason - Dixon_ by Thomas Pynchon
10. Oscar Wilde - Gyles Brandeth’s _Oscar Wilde Mysteries_ series
11. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes, James Russell Lowell and J. T. Fields - _The Dante Club_ by Matthew Pearl

A psychotic veteran becomes a serial killer in post-Civil War Boston, and the leaders of Boston Brahmin literary high society team up to catch him. Interesting concept, but kind of a dull book IMHO.

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**Real Historical Figures who appear as Literary Detectives or Secret Agents**

1. Groucho Marx - Ron Goulart’s _Groucho Marx, Master Detective_ series
2. Harry Houdini - Harry Houdini Mysteries by Daniel Stashower
3. Abraham Lincoln - _Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter_
4. John Gower - _A Burnable Book_
5. Albert Einstein, James Joyce, Aleister Crowley - _Masks of the Illuminati_
6. Eleanor Roosevelt - Elliott Roosevelt’s _Eleanor Roosevelt_ series
7. Jane Austen - Jane Austen Mysteries series
8. Edgar Allan Poe - _The Pale Blue Eye_
9. Benjamin Franklin - _Mason - Dixon_ by Thomas Pynchon
10. Oscar Wilde - Gyles Brandeth’s _Oscar Wilde Mysteries_ series
11. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes, James Russell Lowell and J. T. Fields - _The Dante Club_ by Matthew Pearl
12. Theodore Roosevelt - _The Alienist_

I read the book in the 90s and think I enjoyed it but barely remember it now.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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Nitpick: TR’s not a detective or secret agent in the book himself, though - he’s the NYC police commissioner who sets the team to its work.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
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Close enough.

One I wanted to use in this thread, but don’t remember the title or the author of the book, was Fidel Castro. In the story a botanist has developed a plant that can grow nearly anyplace and supply all the nutritional value a person needs, and so can solve the hunger problem. Russia and China want to get it to use to control populations; the U.S. wants to suppress it as it would hurt Commerce, but Fidel Castro figures if he can get to the scientist and take him to Cuba, he can see that the plant is produced in large enough numbers to feed the world, guaranteeing him a legacy as a world hero. So, he shaves, changes clothes and gives up cigars, and nobody recognizes him.

It was a good read, but I don’t recall the relevant details to find it again.

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**Real Historical Figures who appear as Literary Detectives or Secret Agents**

1. Groucho Marx - Ron Goulart’s _Groucho Marx, Master Detective_ series
2. Harry Houdini - Harry Houdini Mysteries by Daniel Stashower
3. Abraham Lincoln - _Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter_
4. John Gower - _A Burnable Book_
5. Albert Einstein, James Joyce, Aleister Crowley - _Masks of the Illuminati_
6. Eleanor Roosevelt - Elliott Roosevelt’s _Eleanor Roosevelt_ series
7. Jane Austen - Jane Austen Mysteries series
8. Edgar Allan Poe - _The Pale Blue Eye_
9. Benjamin Franklin - _Mason - Dixon_ by Thomas Pynchon
10. Oscar Wilde - Gyles Brandeth’s _Oscar Wilde Mysteries_ series
11. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes, James Russell Lowell and J. T. Fields - _The Dante Club_ by Matthew Pearl
12. Theodore Roosevelt - _The Alienist_
13. Dr. Sigmund Freud - _The Seven Percent Solution_ by Nicholas Meyer

Assisting Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson, naturally.

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales

Conan Doyle only ever provided his first initial, not his full name.

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_
5. Inspector Cramer - Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_
5. Inspector Cramer - Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout
6. Officers O’Hara and Sanders, Police Sergeant Brophy - _Arsenic and Old Lace_

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_
5. Inspector Cramer - Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout
6. Officers O’Hara and Sanders, Police Sergeant Brophy - _Arsenic and Old Lace_
7. Officer Murray Greshler - _The Odd Couple_

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_
5. Inspector Cramer - Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout
6. Officers O’Hara and Sanders, Police Sergeant Brophy - _Arsenic and Old Lace_
7. Officer Murray Greshler - _The Odd Couple_
8. Chief of Police Tinkler - _Soap_

Tinkler was played by Gordon Jump in the first two seasons of the show, then he left to become the owner of WKRP, a radio station in Cincinatti.

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_
5. Inspector Cramer - Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout
6. Officers O’Hara and Sanders, Police Sergeant Brophy - _Arsenic and Old Lace_
7. Officer Murray Greshler - _The Odd Couple_
8. Chief of Police Tinkler - _Soap_
9. Odo, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_
5. Inspector Cramer - Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout
6. Officers O’Hara and Sanders, Police Sergeant Brophy - _Arsenic and Old Lace_
7. Officer Murray Greshler - _The Odd Couple_
8. Chief of Police Tinkler - _Soap_
9. Odo, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_
10. Inspector Japp, Christie’s Poirot novels

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_
5. Inspector Cramer - Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout
6. Officers O’Hara and Sanders, Police Sergeant Brophy - _Arsenic and Old Lace_
7. Officer Murray Greshler - _The Odd Couple_
8. Chief of Police Tinkler - _Soap_
9. Odo, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_
10. Inspector Japp, Christie’s Poirot novels
11. Lt Marty Castillo, _Miami Vice_

Crockett & Tubbs’ boss, portrayed by Edward James Olmos.

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_
5. Inspector Cramer - Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout
6. Officers O’Hara and Sanders, Police Sergeant Brophy - _Arsenic and Old Lace_
7. Officer Murray Greshler - _The Odd Couple_
8. Chief of Police Tinkler - _Soap_
9. Odo, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_
10. Inspector Japp, Christie’s Poirot novels
11. Lt Marty Castillo, _Miami Vice_
12. Inspector Henderson, _The Adventures of Superman_

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**Police officers who are secondary characters**

1. Insp. G. Lestrade - the Holmes/Watson tales
2. Lieutenant Con Dolan - Sue Grafton’s alphabet series
3. Det. Eric Finch - _V for Vendetta_
4. Lieutenant Shrank and Officer Krupke - _West Side Story_
5. Inspector Cramer - Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout
6. Officers O’Hara and Sanders, Police Sergeant Brophy - _Arsenic and Old Lace_
7. Officer Murray Greshler - _The Odd Couple_
8. Chief of Police Tinkler - _Soap_
9. Odo, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_
10. Inspector Japp, Christie’s Poirot novels
11. Lt Marty Castillo, _Miami Vice_
12. Inspector Henderson, _The Adventures of Superman_
13. Jeff Hawkings, _Worlds_ by Joe Haldeman

I happened to re-read this last week.

Pass

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**Types of footwear**

1. Mary Janes

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**Types of footwear**

1. Mary Janes
2. Birkenstocks

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