# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 241
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4801 "2024-03-29T12:50:46Z")
**Easter Bunny Knockoffs** 1. The Halloween Hamster 2. The May Day Mudskipper 3. The Arbor Day Aardvark 4. The Flag Day Ferret 5. The Columbus Day Cobra 6. The Alamo Day Armadillo 7. [Hanukkah Harry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXtGYwY_D7o) ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4802 "2024-03-29T13:26:59Z")
**Easter Bunny Knockoffs** 1. The Halloween Hamster 2. The May Day Mudskipper 3. The Arbor Day Aardvark 4. The Flag Day Ferret 5. The Columbus Day Cobra 6. The Alamo Day Armadillo 7. [Hanukkah Harry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXtGYwY_D7o) 8. The Passover Penguin ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4803 "2024-03-29T13:49:46Z")
**Easter Bunny Knockoffs** 1. The Halloween Hamster 2. The May Day Mudskipper 3. The Arbor Day Aardvark 4. The Flag Day Ferret 5. The Columbus Day Cobra 6. The Alamo Day Armadillo 7. [Hanukkah Harry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXtGYwY_D7o) 8. The Passover Penguin 9. The Christmas Eve Egret ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4804 "2024-03-29T13:52:07Z")
**Easter Bunny Knockoffs** 1. The Halloween Hamster 2. The May Day Mudskipper 3. The Arbor Day Aardvark 4. The Flag Day Ferret 5. The Columbus Day Cobra 6. The Alamo Day Armadillo 7. [Hanukkah Harry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXtGYwY_D7o) 8. The Passover Penguin 9. The Christmas Eve Egret 10. The Talk Like a Pirate Day Tasmanian Devil ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4805 "2024-03-29T13:54:08Z")
**Easter Bunny Knockoffs** 1. The Halloween Hamster 2. The May Day Mudskipper 3. The Arbor Day Aardvark 4. The Flag Day Ferret 5. The Columbus Day Cobra 6. The Alamo Day Armadillo 7. [Hanukkah Harry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXtGYwY_D7o) 8. The Passover Penguin 9. The Christmas Eve Egret 10. The Talk Like a Pirate Day Tasmanian Devil 11. The Labor Day Labrador Retriever ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4806 "2024-03-29T14:41:35Z")
**Easter Bunny Knockoffs** 1. The Halloween Hamster 2. The May Day Mudskipper 3. The Arbor Day Aardvark 4. The Flag Day Ferret 5. The Columbus Day Cobra 6. The Alamo Day Armadillo 7. [Hanukkah Harry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXtGYwY_D7o) 8. The Passover Penguin 9. The Christmas Eve Egret 10. The Talk Like a Pirate Day Tasmanian Devil 11. The Labor Day Labrador Retriever 12. The Diwali Duck-Billed Platypus ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4807 "2024-03-29T21:18:21Z")
**Easter Bunny Knockoffs** 1. The Halloween Hamster 2. The May Day Mudskipper 3. The Arbor Day Aardvark 4. The Flag Day Ferret 5. The Columbus Day Cobra 6. The Alamo Day Armadillo 7. [Hanukkah Harry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXtGYwY_D7o) 8. The Passover Penguin 9. The Christmas Eve Egret 10. The Talk Like a Pirate Day Tasmanian Devil 11. The Labor Day Labrador Retriever 12. The Diwali Duck-Billed Platypus 13, The Waitangi Day Wombat pass ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4808 "2024-03-30T22:01:14Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4809 "2024-03-30T22:31:08Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4810 "2024-03-30T23:33:30Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4811 "2024-03-31T03:13:02Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans As far as my taste buds are concerned, these are an invention of the devil ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4812 "2024-03-31T03:27:24Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans 5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4813 "2024-03-31T05:14:29Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans 5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year 6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears _([Thank you, Sally Forth!](https://www.jimkeefe.com/archives/5324))_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4814 "2024-03-31T10:39:09Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans 5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year 6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears _([Thank you, Sally Forth!](https://www.jimkeefe.com/archives/5324))_ 7. A Trump Bible ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4815 "2024-03-31T13:30:57Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans 5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year 6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears _([Thank you, Sally Forth!](https://www.jimkeefe.com/archives/5324))_ 7. A Trump Bible 8. Brussels sprouts ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4816 "2024-03-31T14:27:26Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans 5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year 6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears _([Thank you, Sally Forth!](https://www.jimkeefe.com/archives/5324))_ 7. A Trump Bible 8. Brussels sprouts 9. The complete series of _Hee Haw Honeys_ on DVD ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4817 "2024-03-31T15:21:57Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans 5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year 6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears _([Thank you, Sally Forth!](https://www.jimkeefe.com/archives/5324))_ 7. A Trump Bible 8. Brussels sprouts 9. The complete series of _Hee Haw Honeys_ on DVD 10. A decapitated horse’s head ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4818 "2024-04-01T03:03:24Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans 5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year 6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears _([Thank you, Sally Forth!](https://www.jimkeefe.com/archives/5324))_ 7. A Trump Bible 8. Brussels sprouts 9. The complete series of _Hee Haw Honeys_ on DVD 10. A decapitated horse’s head 11. Anthrax Ripple chocolates ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4819 "2024-04-01T03:05:36Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans 5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year 6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears _([Thank you, Sally Forth!](https://www.jimkeefe.com/archives/5324))_ 7. A Trump Bible 8. Brussels sprouts 9. The complete series of _Hee Haw Honeys_ on DVD 10. A decapitated horse’s head 11. Anthrax Ripple chocolates 12. Black market marshmallow peeps ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4820 "2024-04-01T06:43:39Z")
**Things You Don’t Want to Find in Your Easter Basket** 1. Subpoena 2. Rabbit droppings 3. An IRS audit letter 4. Cinnamon flavored jelly beans 5. The Easter egg you couldn’t find last year 6. A chocolate bunny minus its ears _([Thank you, Sally Forth!](https://www.jimkeefe.com/archives/5324))_ 7. A Trump Bible 8. Brussels sprouts 9. The complete series of _Hee Haw Honeys_ on DVD 10. A decapitated horse’s head 11. Anthrax Ripple chocolates 12. Black market marshmallow peeps 13. Black licorice New category: **April Fool’s Day jokes from years past** 1. Spaghetti tree [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=240) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=242)