# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 249
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4961 "2024-04-17T02:36:07Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets And yes, I enjoy the comedy of Mr. Gaffigan. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4962 "2024-04-17T02:37:08Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4963 "2024-04-17T03:51:45Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner 5. Marie Callender’s pot pie ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4964 "2024-04-17T05:39:26Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner 5. Marie Callender’s pot pie 6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4965 "2024-04-17T08:04:01Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner 5. Marie Callender’s pot pie 6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings 7. Eggo frozen waffles Breakfast is a meal… _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4966 "2024-04-17T13:19:26Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner 5. Marie Callender’s pot pie 6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings 7. Eggo frozen waffles 8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4967 "2024-04-17T13:54:34Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner 5. Marie Callender’s pot pie 6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings 7. Eggo frozen waffles 8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos 9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4968 "2024-04-17T15:19:59Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner 5. Marie Callender’s pot pie 6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings 7. Eggo frozen waffles 8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos 9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas 10. Lean Cuisine ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4969 "2024-04-17T16:44:20Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner 5. Marie Callender’s pot pie 6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings 7. Eggo frozen waffles 8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos 9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas 10. Lean Cuisine 11. Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4970 "2024-04-17T18:24:54Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner 5. Marie Callender’s pot pie 6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings 7. Eggo frozen waffles 8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos 9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas 10. Lean Cuisine 11. Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl 12. Banquet fried chicken ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4971 "2024-04-18T15:31:10Z")
**Frozen meals** 1. Totino’s Party Pizza 2. Stouffer’s stuffed peppers 3. Hot Pockets 4. Swanson turkey TV dinner 5. Marie Callender’s pot pie 6. Big Manny’s Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings 7. Eggo frozen waffles 8. El Monterey frozen steak burritos 9. Night Hawk Taste of Texas 10. Lean Cuisine 11. Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl 12. Banquet fried chicken 13. Tyson Mac and Cheese Entree Next up: **Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4972 "2024-04-18T15:49:49Z")
**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” 2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.” ---
**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4973 "2024-04-18T16:52:53Z")
**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” 2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.” 3. “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4974 "2024-04-18T17:41:40Z")
**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” 2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.” 3. “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.” 4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4975 "2024-04-18T18:03:50Z")
**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” 2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.” 3. “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.” 4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…” 5. [Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4825) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4976 "2024-04-18T21:18:15Z")
**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” 2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.” 3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that let me off jury duty?” 4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…” 5. “[Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4825)” 6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge _finally_ holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.” ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4977 "2024-04-18T21:30:44Z")
**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” 2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.” 3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that let me off jury duty?” 4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…” 5. “[Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4825)” 6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge _finally_ holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.” 7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.” Actual quote from a potential juror who didn’t quite make the cut. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4978 "2024-04-18T22:58:30Z")
**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” 2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.” 3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?” 4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…” 5. “[Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4825)” 6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge _finally_ holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.” 7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.” 8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?” ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4979 "2024-04-19T01:28:58Z")
**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” 2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.” 3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?” 4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…” 5. “[Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4825)” 6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge _finally_ holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.” 7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.” 8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?” 9. “Day 25 of jury selection is now concluded leaving four more spots to fill before they choose the alternates.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4980 "2024-04-19T01:38:21Z")
**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial** 1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.” 2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.” 3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?” 4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…” 5. “[Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4825)” 6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge _finally_ holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.” 7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.” 8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?” 9. “Day 25 of jury selection is now concluded leaving four more spots to fill before they choose the alternates.” 10. “I wish they’d turn up the heat in here. I wanna see Trump’s makeup melt.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=248) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=250)