# Baker’s Dozen III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 268

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5341 "2024-06-27T13:15:09Z")

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**Car Racetracks (past or present) That Have Hosted ‘NASCAR Cup’ Series Races**  
… …(Winston Cup or Nextel/Sprint Cup tracks acceptable as well)

1. Auto Club Speedway, Fontana, CA (now defunct)
2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IN
3. Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA
4. Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
5. Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, KS

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5342 "2024-06-27T14:45:18Z")

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**Car Racetracks (past or present) That Have Hosted ‘NASCAR Cup’ Series Races**  
… …(Winston Cup or Nextel/Sprint Cup tracks acceptable as well)

1. Auto Club Speedway, Fontana, CA (now defunct)
2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IN
3. Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA
4. Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
5. Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, KS
6. Pacific Raceways, Kent, WA

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5343 "2024-06-27T15:09:49Z")

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**Car Racetracks (past or present) That Have Hosted ‘NASCAR Cup’ Series Races**  
… …(Winston Cup or Nextel/Sprint Cup tracks acceptable as well)

1. Auto Club Speedway, Fontana, CA (now defunct)
2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IN
3. Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA
4. Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
5. Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, KS
6. Pacific Raceways, Kent, WA
7. Daytona International Speedway, Daytona FL

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5344 "2024-06-28T01:55:41Z")

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**Car Racetracks (past or present) That Have Hosted ‘NASCAR Cup’ Series Races**  
… …(Winston Cup or Nextel/Sprint Cup tracks acceptable as well)

1. Auto Club Speedway, Fontana, CA (now defunct)
2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IN
3. Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA
4. Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
5. Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, KS
6. Pacific Raceways, Kent, WA
7. Daytona International Speedway, Daytona FL
8. Nashville Superspeedway, TN

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5345 "2024-06-28T13:04:43Z")

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**Car Racetracks (past or present) That Have Hosted ‘NASCAR Cup’ Series Races**  
… …(Winston Cup or Nextel/Sprint Cup tracks acceptable as well)

1. Auto Club Speedway, Fontana, CA (now defunct)
2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IN
3. Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA
4. Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
5. Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, KS
6. Pacific Raceways, Kent, WA
7. Daytona International Speedway, Daytona FL
8. Nashville Superspeedway, TN
9. Michigan International Speedway, Brooklyn MI

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5346 "2024-06-28T13:15:06Z")

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**Car Racetracks (past or present) That Have Hosted ‘NASCAR Cup’ Series Races**  
… …(Winston Cup or Nextel/Sprint Cup tracks acceptable as well)

1. Auto Club Speedway, Fontana, CA (now defunct)
2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IN
3. Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA
4. Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
5. Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, KS
6. Pacific Raceways, Kent, WA
7. Daytona International Speedway, Daytona FL
8. Nashville Superspeedway, TN
9. Michigan International Speedway, Brooklyn MI
10. Chicagoland Speedway, Joliet IL

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5347 "2024-06-28T16:14:19Z")

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**Car Racetracks (past or present) That Have Hosted ‘NASCAR Cup’ Series Races**  
… …(Winston Cup or Nextel/Sprint Cup tracks acceptable as well)

1. Auto Club Speedway, Fontana, CA (now defunct)
2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IN
3. Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA
4. Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
5. Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, KS
6. Pacific Raceways, Kent, WA
7. Daytona International Speedway, Daytona FL
8. Nashville Superspeedway, TN
9. Michigan International Speedway, Brooklyn MI
10. Chicagoland Speedway, Joliet IL
11. Watkins Glen International, Watkins Glen NY

Former home of the Formula 1 US Grand Prix

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5348 "2024-06-28T21:40:40Z")

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[quote=“gkster, post:5347, topic:970093, full:true”]  
**Car Racetracks (past or present) That Have Hosted ‘NASCAR Cup’ Series Races**  
… …(Winston Cup or Nextel/Sprint Cup tracks acceptable as well)

1. Auto Club Speedway, Fontana, CA (now defunct)
2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IN
3. Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA
4. Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
5. Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, KS
6. Pacific Raceways, Kent, WA
7. Daytona International Speedway, Daytona FL
8. Nashville Superspeedway, TN
9. Michigan International Speedway, Brooklyn MI
10. Chicagoland Speedway, Joliet IL
11. Watkins Glen International, Watkins Glen NY
12. Pocono Raceway, Long Pond, PA

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5349 "2024-06-29T04:15:57Z")

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**Car Racetracks (past or present) That Have Hosted ‘NASCAR Cup’ Series Races**  
… …(Winston Cup or Nextel/Sprint Cup tracks acceptable as well)

1. Auto Club Speedway, Fontana, CA (now defunct)
2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IN
3. Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA
4. Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
5. Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, KS
6. Pacific Raceways, Kent, WA
7. Daytona International Speedway, Daytona FL
8. Nashville Superspeedway, TN
9. Michigan International Speedway, Brooklyn MI
10. Chicagoland Speedway, Joliet IL
11. Watkins Glen International, Watkins Glen NY
12. Pocono Raceway, Long Pond, PA
13. Bristol Motor Speedway, Bristol, TN

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5350 "2024-06-29T05:18:52Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5351 "2024-06-29T06:15:55Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5352 "2024-06-29T08:26:42Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5353 "2024-06-29T21:36:55Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”
5. “Uh, why aren’t the moderators fact-checking?”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5354 "2024-06-30T02:28:28Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”
5. “Uh, why aren’t the moderators fact-checking?”
6. “Jeez, how _many_ lies can he squeeze into a single debate, anyway?”

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5355 "2024-06-30T10:47:30Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”
5. “Uh, why aren’t the moderators fact-checking?”
6. “Jeez, how _many_ lies can he squeeze into a single debate, anyway?”
7. “If he can beat Medicare, why can’t he beat Trump?”

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5356 "2024-06-30T17:28:36Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”
5. “Uh, why aren’t the moderators fact-checking?”
6. “Jeez, how _many_ lies can he squeeze into a single debate, anyway?”
7. “If he can beat Medicare, why can’t he beat Trump?”
8. “What did we do to deserve either of these guys as president?”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2024, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5357 "2024-07-01T01:05:35Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”
5. “Uh, why aren’t the moderators fact-checking?”
6. “Jeez, how _many_ lies can he squeeze into a single debate, anyway?”
7. “If he can beat Medicare, why can’t he beat Trump?”
8. “What did we do to deserve either of these guys as president?”
9. “I don’t care how badly he did, I’d still take Biden comatose over the other guy bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.”

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5358 "2024-07-01T01:17:25Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”
5. “Uh, why aren’t the moderators fact-checking?”
6. “Jeez, how _many_ lies can he squeeze into a single debate, anyway?”
7. “If he can beat Medicare, why can’t he beat Trump?”
8. “What did we do to deserve either of these guys as president?”
9. “I don’t care how badly he did, I’d still take Biden comatose over the other guy bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.”
10. “Liar liar pants on fire! We’ll need a fire extinguisher soon!”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5359 "2024-07-01T01:19:10Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”
5. “Uh, why aren’t the moderators fact-checking?”
6. “Jeez, how _many_ lies can he squeeze into a single debate, anyway?”
7. “If he can beat Medicare, why can’t he beat Trump?”
8. “What did we do to deserve either of these guys as president?”
9. “I don’t care how badly he did, I’d still take Biden comatose over the other guy bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.”
10. “Liar liar pants on fire! We’ll need a fire extinguisher soon!”
11. “Great, so now we have to pick between a brain-addled mummy and an orange clown with a marmoset perched on his head.”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2024, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5360 "2024-07-01T12:26:43Z")

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**Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate**

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”
5. “Uh, why aren’t the moderators fact-checking?”
6. “Jeez, how _many_ lies can he squeeze into a single debate, anyway?”
7. “If he can beat Medicare, why can’t he beat Trump?”
8. “What did we do to deserve either of these guys as president?”
9. “I don’t care how badly he did, I’d still take Biden comatose over the other guy bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.”
10. “Liar liar pants on fire! We’ll need a fire extinguisher soon!”
11. “Great, so now we have to pick between a brain-addled mummy and an orange clown with a marmoset perched on his head.”
12. “Just because Alfred is getting a little old to run the Batcave doesn’t mean you replace him with The Joker.”

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