# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 276
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5501 "2024-07-18T17:38:49Z")
**Successors to Assassinated World Leaders** (and who they succeeded) 1. Alexander the Great (336 BC, his father Phillip II of Macedon) 2. Augustus Caesar (27 BC, Julius Caesar) 3. Lyndon B. Johnson, American President (1963, John F. Kennedy) 4. Chester A. Arthur (1881, James A. Garfield) 5. Olaf I of Denmark (1086, King Canute IV, patron saint of Denmark) 6. Rajiv Gandhi (1984, his mother Indira Gandhi) 7. Robert Jenkinson, 2nd Earl of Liverpool (1812, Spencer Perceval) 8. Theodore Roosevelt (1901, William McKinley) 9. Hosni Mubarak, President of Egypt (1981, Anwar Sadat) 10. Claudius (41 CE, his nephew Caligula) 11. Tsar Alexander III of Russia (1881, his father, Alexander II) 12. Andrew Johnson, American President (1865, Abraham Lincoln) 13. John I Tzimiskes, Byzantine Emperor (969, Nikephoros II Phokas) Pass. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5502 "2024-07-18T18:32:46Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5503 "2024-07-18T18:35:33Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5504 "2024-07-18T20:28:36Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5505 "2024-07-18T20:34:24Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5506 "2024-07-18T20:40:26Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp 5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5507 "2024-07-18T20:47:16Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp 5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti 6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5508 "2024-07-18T20:51:21Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of [Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOfT7hUcDs) 5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti 6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it 7. Be [acknowledged by Woody Allen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rRcP86PU-0) ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5509 "2024-07-18T21:18:05Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of [Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOfT7hUcDs) 5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti 6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it 7. Be [acknowledged by Woody Allen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rRcP86PU-0) 8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5510 "2024-07-18T21:25:26Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of [Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOfT7hUcDs) 5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti 6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it 7. Be [acknowledged by Woody Allen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rRcP86PU-0) 8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg 9. Pelt a [TV horror host](https://youtu.be/iSPbdnl44SY?si=brz78Ptc7E4MZRdB) with them. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5511 "2024-07-18T21:36:01Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > **Things You Can Do with Chicken** > > 1. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) Speaking of chickens crossing the road… [surely there’s a couple of people here who also remember this!](https://members.tripod.com/~CatLady_2/Cafe-Archives/Chicken.html) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5512 "2024-07-18T21:36:08Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of [Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOfT7hUcDs) 5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti 6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it 7. Be [acknowledged by Woody Allen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rRcP86PU-0) 8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg 9. Pelt a [TV horror host](https://youtu.be/iSPbdnl44SY?si=brz78Ptc7E4MZRdB) with them. 10. Team it up with a cow and make a cartoon series out of 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5513 "2024-07-18T21:50:42Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of [Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOfT7hUcDs) 5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti 6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it 7. Be [acknowledged by Woody Allen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rRcP86PU-0) 8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg 9. Pelt a [TV horror host](https://youtu.be/iSPbdnl44SY?si=brz78Ptc7E4MZRdB) with them. 10. Team it up with a cow and make a cartoon series out of 'em. 11. Cut off its head and see if it can live longer than [Mike](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken) did. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5514 "2024-07-18T22:29:42Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of [Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOfT7hUcDs) 5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti 6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it 7. Be [acknowledged by Woody Allen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rRcP86PU-0) 8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg 9. Pelt a [TV horror host](https://youtu.be/iSPbdnl44SY?si=brz78Ptc7E4MZRdB) with them. 10. Team it up with a cow and make a cartoon series out of 'em. 11. Cut off its head and see if it can live longer than [Mike](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken) did. 12. I say…I say…make a joke, son! ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5515 "2024-07-19T06:20:59Z")
**Things You Can Do with Chicken** 1. Make it into a fajita 2. Watch it [cross the road](https://www.bluedolphin.org/shop/p/bsticker-7412) 3. Send it on a mythic adventure with Moana 4. Break out of [Mrs. Tweedy’s concentration camp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOfT7hUcDs) 5. Serve it with fava beans and chianti 6. Engage in a spectacular, preposterously drawn-out fistfight with it 7. Be [acknowledged by Woody Allen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rRcP86PU-0) 8. Get in a philosophical argument with an egg 9. Pelt a [TV horror host](https://youtu.be/iSPbdnl44SY?si=brz78Ptc7E4MZRdB) with them. 10. Team it up with a cow and make a cartoon series out of 'em. 11. Cut off its head and see if it can live longer than [Mike](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken) did. 12. I say…I say…make a joke, son! 13. Play a game of tic-tac-toe. Pass ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5516 "2024-07-19T13:22:09Z")
**Bad habits** 1. Biting your nails ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5517 "2024-07-19T13:52:43Z")
**Bad habits** 1. Biting your nails 2. Picking your nose ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5518 "2024-07-19T14:12:58Z")
**Bad habits** 1. Biting your nails 2. Picking your nose 3. Too much Facebook Your threshold for “too much” might be anything above zero, but that’s a different questions. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5519 "2024-07-19T14:55:29Z")
**Bad habits** 1. Biting your nails 2. Picking your nose 3. Too much Facebook 4. Littering ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5520 "2024-07-19T15:15:55Z")
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