# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 278
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**College teams with unique nicknames** 1. Kansas Jayhawks 2. UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs 3. North Carolina Tar Heels 4. Saint Louis Billikens 5. Presbyterian Blue Hose 6. Delta State Fighting Okra 7. Manhattan College Jaspers 8. Stanford Cardinal 9. Long Beach State Dirtbags 10. Wake Forest Demon Deacons 11. U of Richmond Spiders I heard of a kid who refused to apply to the school because of the team name ---
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**College teams with unique nicknames** 1. Kansas Jayhawks 2. UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs 3. North Carolina Tar Heels 4. Saint Louis Billikens 5. Presbyterian Blue Hose 6. Delta State Fighting Okra 7. Manhattan College Jaspers 8. Stanford Cardinal 9. Long Beach State Dirtbags 10. Wake Forest Demon Deacons 11. U of Richmond Spiders 12. Oberlin College Yeomen Or these days Yeowomen, or Yeopeople, etc. ---
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**College teams with unique nicknames** 1. Kansas Jayhawks 2. UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs 3. North Carolina Tar Heels 4. Saint Louis Billikens 5. Presbyterian Blue Hose 6. Delta State Fighting Okra 7. Manhattan College Jaspers 8. Stanford Cardinal 9. Long Beach State Dirtbags 10. Wake Forest Demon Deacons 11. U of Richmond Spiders 12. Oberlin College Yeomen 13. Kent State Golden Flashes Their mascot is an eagle with a lightning bolt. New category: **Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook 5. “I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty.” - Rush Hour 2 ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook 5. “I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty.” - Rush Hour 2 6. “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?” - Rush Hour ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook 5. “I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty.” - Rush Hour 2 6. “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?” - Rush Hour 7. (BANG!) “Sorry! Sorry, my man! You think he’s all right?” --The Fifth Element ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook 5. “I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty.” - Rush Hour 2 6. “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?” - Rush Hour 7. (BANG!) “Sorry! Sorry, my man! You think he’s all right?” --The Fifth Element 8. (_speaking to the camera_) “I was just bullshittin’! And you know this, man!” - Fridays (final scene) ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook 5. “I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty.” - Rush Hour 2 6. “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?” - Rush Hour 7. (BANG!) “Sorry! Sorry, my man! You think he’s all right?” --The Fifth Element 8. (_speaking to the camera_) “I was just bullshittin’! And you know this, man!” - Fridays (final scene) 9. “I just ain’t climbin’ in no goddamn, dirty-ass trunk, man. I got a problem with small places.” - Jackie Brown ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook 5. “I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty.” - Rush Hour 2 6. “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?” - Rush Hour 7. (BANG!) “Sorry! Sorry, my man! You think he’s all right?” --The Fifth Element 8. (_speaking to the camera_) “I was just bullshittin’! And you know this, man!” - Fridays (final scene) 9. “I just ain’t climbin’ in no goddamn, dirty-ass trunk, man. I got a problem with small places.” - Jackie Brown 10. (Tucker) “All I did was invite them to get a drink.” (Jackie Chan) “You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.” (Tucker) “Which word was ‘goat’?” - Rush Hour 2 ---
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**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook 5. “I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty.” - Rush Hour 2 6. “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?” - Rush Hour 7. (BANG!) “Sorry! Sorry, my man! You think he’s all right?” --The Fifth Element 8. (_speaking to the camera_) “I was just bullshittin’! And you know this, man!” - Fridays (final scene) 9. “I just ain’t climbin’ in no goddamn, dirty-ass trunk, man. I got a problem with small places.” - Jackie Brown 10. (Tucker) “All I did was invite them to get a drink.” (Jackie Chan) “You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.” (Tucker) “Which word was ‘goat’?” - Rush Hour 2 11. “Well, for your information, I’m part Chinese now. That’s right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I’m half Chinese, baby!” - Rush Hour 3 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2024, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/5554 "2024-07-23T15:48:14Z")
**Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook 5. “I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty.” - Rush Hour 2 6. “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?” - Rush Hour 7. (BANG!) “Sorry! Sorry, my man! You think he’s all right?” --The Fifth Element 8. (_speaking to the camera_) “I was just bullshittin’! And you know this, man!” - Fridays (final scene) 9. “I just ain’t climbin’ in no goddamn, dirty-ass trunk, man. I got a problem with small places.” - Jackie Brown 10. (Tucker) “All I did was invite them to get a drink.” (Jackie Chan) “You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.” (Tucker) “Which word was ‘goat’?” - Rush Hour 2 11. “Well, for your information, I’m part Chinese now. That’s right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I’m half Chinese, baby!” - Rush Hour 3 12. (Tucker) “That damn slogan came from a convict about to get executed in front of a firing squad, and they asked him, ‘what’s your last words?’ " (Matt Damon) " ‘Just do it’?” (Tucker) “Yeah.” - Air ---
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Bumping! I didn’t know anything about Chris Tucker until this category, but it seems that he has lots of memorable lines. ---
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Forgot about this, thanks for the bump. **Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies** 1. “Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China but you will get yo ass killed over here!” - Rush Hour 2. “ Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger!” - Friday 3. “Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y’know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?” - The Fifth Element 4. “Black it up, Pat.” - Silver Linings Playbook 5. “I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty.” - Rush Hour 2 6. “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?” - Rush Hour 7. (BANG!) “Sorry! Sorry, my man! You think he’s all right?” --The Fifth Element 8. (_speaking to the camera_) “I was just bullshittin’! And you know this, man!” - Fridays (final scene) 9. “I just ain’t climbin’ in no goddamn, dirty-ass trunk, man. I got a problem with small places.” - Jackie Brown 10. (Tucker) “All I did was invite them to get a drink.” (Jackie Chan) “You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.” (Tucker) “Which word was ‘goat’?” - Rush Hour 2 11. “Well, for your information, I’m part Chinese now. That’s right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I’m half Chinese, baby!” - Rush Hour 3 12. (Tucker) “That damn slogan came from a convict about to get executed in front of a firing squad, and they asked him, ‘what’s your last words?’ " (Matt Damon) " ‘Just do it’?” (Tucker) “Yeah.” - Air 13. This is the LAPD. We’re the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama’s ashamed of me. She tells everybody I’m a drug dealer. - Rush Hour Next: **Things you can throw at a target** 1. A tomahawk I know I know, technically you can throw just about anything at a target. ---
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**Things you can throw at a target** 1. A tomahawk 2. Darts ---
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**Things you can throw at a target** 1. A tomahawk 2. Darts 3. A frisbee ---
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**Things you can throw at a target** 1. A tomahawk 2. Darts 3. A frisbee 4. Water balloons _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
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