# Baker’s Dozen III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 326

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6501 "2024-11-30T07:55:05Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6502 "2024-11-30T15:37:27Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6503 "2024-11-30T15:58:04Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6504 "2024-11-30T16:52:02Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6505 "2024-11-30T18:36:16Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches _(sand which is)_ there.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2024, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6506 "2024-12-01T00:20:03Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches _(sand which is)_ there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6507 "2024-12-01T01:49:14Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches _(sand which is)_ there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6508 "2024-12-01T20:41:11Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches _(sand which is)_ there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6509 "2024-12-02T03:56:55Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches _(sand which is)_ there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
10. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6510 "2024-12-02T15:32:50Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches _(sand which is)_ there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
10. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.
11. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6511 "2024-12-02T20:23:06Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches _(sand which is)_ there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
10. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.
11. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
12. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dungggg!

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6512 "2024-12-04T13:48:39Z")

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**Bad dad jokes**

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches _(sand which is)_ there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
10. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.
11. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
12. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dungggg!
13. Who can drink 20 liters of gas and not get sick? Jerry can.

**From the Greek Pantheon**

1. Hermes

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6513 "2024-12-04T13:53:25Z")

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**From the Greek Pantheon**

1. Hermes
2. Zeus

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6514 "2024-12-04T16:26:58Z")

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**From the Greek Pantheon**

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6515 "2024-12-04T17:41:55Z")

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**From the Greek Pantheon**

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6516 "2024-12-04T20:18:35Z")

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**From the Greek Pantheon**

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6517 "2024-12-04T20:43:50Z")

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**From the Greek Pantheon**

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus
6. Heracles

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6518 "2024-12-04T23:00:19Z")

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**From the Greek Pantheon**

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus
6. Heracles
7. Persephone

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6519 "2024-12-05T03:31:31Z")

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**From the Greek Pantheon**

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus
6. Heracles
7. Persephone
8. Artemis

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6520 "2024-12-05T03:56:47Z")

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**From the Greek Pantheon**

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus
6. Heracles
7. Persephone
8. Artemis
9. Eros

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