# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 348
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6941 "2025-03-06T13:29:08Z")
**Snack foods** 1. Cheez-Its 2. Doritos 3. Takis 4. Pretzels 5. Salt and vinegar kettle chips 6. Chex Mix 7. Popcorn 8. Cracker Jack 9. Pringles 10. Chips and salsa 11. Roasted peanuts 12. Funyuns ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6942 "2025-03-06T16:43:45Z")
**Snack foods** 1. Cheez-Its 2. Doritos 3. Takis 4. Pretzels 5. Salt and vinegar kettle chips 6. Chex Mix 7. Popcorn 8. Cracker Jack 9. Pringles 10. Chips and salsa 11. Roasted peanuts 12. Funyuns 13. Slim Jims Was going to say [_“Screaming Yellow Zonkers”_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Yellow_Zonkers), but didn’t want to date myself that badly… besides, it wasn’t much more than sugar-glazed colored popcorn anyway **Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6943 "2025-03-06T18:17:39Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6944 "2025-03-06T18:25:55Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6945 "2025-03-06T18:51:18Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6946 "2025-03-06T19:11:39Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness 5. Sweet tea ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6947 "2025-03-06T20:03:32Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness 5. Sweet tea 6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6948 "2025-03-06T20:28:35Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness 5. Sweet tea 6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop 7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer Reminds me of summers spent with Nee-Nee and Pop-Pop in Huntington, PA. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6949 "2025-03-06T21:12:48Z")
[quote=“ekedolphin, post:6948, topic:970093”] **Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness 5. Sweet tea 6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop 7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer 8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6950 "2025-03-06T21:38:09Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness 5. Sweet tea 6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop 7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer 8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed) 9. Water I feel less guilty about the sugar and empty calories that way ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6951 "2025-03-06T22:34:04Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness 5. Sweet tea 6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop 7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer 8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed) 9. Water 10. Hot cocoa ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6952 "2025-03-06T23:03:20Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness 5. Sweet tea 6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop 7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer 8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed) 9. Water 10. Hot cocoa 11. Sarsaparilla ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6953 "2025-03-06T23:07:57Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness 5. Sweet tea 6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop 7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer 8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed) 9. Water 10. Hot cocoa 11. Sarsaparilla 12. Coke ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6954 "2025-03-07T01:37:03Z")
**Back to the Snacks – So Whaddya Wash 'em Down With?** 1. Cold bottle of Barq’s 2. Bottle of Vernor’s (pre-1991 when it was still sweetened with stevia) 3. A shot of Malört . 4. A pint of Guinness 5. Sweet tea 6. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda Pop 7. Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer 8. Icee (preferably red cherry and blue raspberry mixed) 9. Water 10. Hot cocoa 11. Sarsaparilla 12. Coke 13. Yoo-hoo **Dad joke punchlines** 1. A newspaper ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6955 "2025-03-07T03:15:11Z")
**Dad joke punchlines** 1. A newspaper 2. [aggressively] Mooo! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6956 "2025-03-07T03:26:10Z")
**Dad joke punchlines** 1. A newspaper 2. [aggressively] Mooo! 3. DiMaggio? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6957 "2025-03-07T11:41:07Z")
**Dad joke punchlines** 1. A newspaper 2. [aggressively] Mooo! 3. DiMaggio? 4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6958 "2025-03-07T12:25:00Z")
**Dad joke punchlines** 1. A newspaper 2. [aggressively] Mooo! 3. DiMaggio? 4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad. 5. A stick. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6959 "2025-03-07T12:35:41Z")
**Dad joke punchlines** 1. A newspaper 2. [aggressively] Mooo! 3. DiMaggio? 4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad. 5. A stick 6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae. I wonder why my kid doesn’t call me. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6960 "2025-03-07T13:11:04Z")
**Dad joke punchlines** 1. A newspaper 2. [aggressively] Mooo! 3. DiMaggio? 4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad. 5. A stick 6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae. 7. An impasta [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=347) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=349)