# Baker’s Dozen III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 349

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6961 "2025-03-07T14:32:33Z")

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**Dad joke punchlines**

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
5. A stick
6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
7. An impasta
8. The ICU

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6962 "2025-03-07T14:54:36Z")

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**Dad joke punchlines**

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
5. A stick
6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
7. An impasta
8. The ICU
9. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6963 "2025-03-07T16:20:18Z")

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**Dad joke punchlines**

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
5. A stick
6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
7. I don’t know. Can you?

Always the response to a question like “Can I have some more ice cream?”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6964 "2025-03-07T16:25:18Z")

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**Dad joke punchlines**

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
5. A stick
6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
7. An impasta
8. The ICU
9. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
10. I don’t know. Can you?
11. Maybe it does, but how does that help my hunger?

(The “maybe the chicken strips for $5” joke.)

Also, housekeeping.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6965 "2025-03-08T14:55:33Z")

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**Dad joke punchlines**

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
5. A stick
6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
7. An impasta
8. The ICU
9. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
10. I don’t know. Can you?
11. Maybe it does, but how does that help my hunger?
12. Two-thurty

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6966 "2025-03-08T19:40:12Z")

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**Dad joke punchlines**

1. A newspaper
2. [aggressively] Mooo!
3. DiMaggio?
4. Hi Bored. My name is Dad.
5. A stick
6. Hi Thirsty. I’m Friday. Let’s go out Saturday and get a sundae.
7. An impasta
8. The ICU
9. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
10. I don’t know. Can you?
11. Maybe it does, but how does that help my hunger?
12. Two-thurty
13. The loser had to wear his underpants on the outside.

**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6967 "2025-03-08T19:45:04Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6968 "2025-03-08T22:02:41Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6969 "2025-03-08T22:32:48Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6970 "2025-03-08T22:53:13Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas
5. St. Joan of Arc

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6971 "2025-03-09T03:05:41Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas
5. St. Joan of Arc
6. [St. Crispin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFHRNGYfuo)

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6972 "2025-03-09T03:08:03Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas
5. St. Joan of Arc
6. [St. Crispin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFHRNGYfuo)
7. St. Paul

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6973 "2025-03-09T04:52:33Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas
5. St. Joan of Arc
6. [St. Crispin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFHRNGYfuo)
7. St. Paul
8. St. Jude

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6974 "2025-03-09T06:19:26Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas
5. St. Joan of Arc
6. [St. Crispin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFHRNGYfuo)
7. St. Paul
8. St. Jude
9. St. Honorius

Hey, I was a professional baker, he even has a cake named for him;

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6975 "2025-03-10T00:41:14Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas
5. St. Joan of Arc
6. [St. Crispin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFHRNGYfuo)
7. St. Paul
8. St. Jude
9. St. Honorius
10. St. Thomas More

Not popular with Henry VIII and Thomas Cromwell, and Hilary Mantel doesn’t like him either, but they’re in the minority.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6976 "2025-03-10T02:03:15Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas
5. St. Joan of Arc
6. [St. Crispin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFHRNGYfuo)
7. St. Paul
8. St. Jude
9. St. Honorius
10. St. Thomas More
11. St. Francis of Assisi

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6977 "2025-03-10T02:33:30Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas
5. St. Joan of Arc
6. [St. Crispin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFHRNGYfuo)
7. St. Paul
8. St. Jude
9. St. Honorius
10. St. Thomas More
11. St. Francis of Assisi
12. St. Valentine

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6978 "2025-03-10T02:43:23Z")

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**Popular Saints**

1. St. Patrick
2. St. Christopher
3. St. Teresa
4. St. Nicholas
5. St. Joan of Arc
6. [St. Crispin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFHRNGYfuo)
7. St. Paul
8. St. Jude
9. St. Honorius
10. St. Thomas More
11. St. Francis of Assisi
12. St. Valentine
13. St. Mark

One of several patron saints of lawyers.

Pass.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6979 "2025-03-10T07:36:30Z")

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**Favorite movie lines refering to death**

1. You couldn’t even kill him.

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**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/6980 "2025-03-10T09:03:54Z")

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**Favorite movie lines refering to death**

1. You couldn’t even kill him.
2. Hasta La Vista Baby

I first read this a “Favorite movies lines that have been referred to to death” and this fits both.

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