# Baker’s Dozen III

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7161 "2025-04-01T23:16:37Z")

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**Kings and Queens**

1. **Gustavus Adolphus** (Sweden, reigned 1611-32)
2. **Mary, Queen of Scots** (Scotland, reigned 1542-1567)
3. **Kamehameha I** (Kingdom of Hawaii, reigned 1795-1819)
4. **Zog I** (Albania - reigned 1928-1939, as King in exile to 1961)
5. **Elizabeth II** (Queen of the United Kingdom, 1952-2022)
6. **Queen Millennia** (_Captain Harlock and the Queen of a Thousand Years_)
7. **Queen Nefertiti** (Egypt, 1370 - 1330 BCE)
8. **Queen Liliʻuokalani** (Kingdom of Hawaii, reigned 1891-1893)
9. **Elessar Telcontar** (High King of Gondor and Arnor, _LOTR_ appendices)
10. **Queen Christina** (Sweden, reigned 1632-1654, abdicated)
11. **King Edward I** (England, reigned 1272 – 1307)

Known as “Edward Longshanks” and “Hammer of the Scots”, popularized in the movie _Braveheart_.

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7162 "2025-04-01T23:49:51Z")

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**Kings and Queens**

1. **Gustavus Adolphus** (Sweden, reigned 1611-32)
2. **Mary, Queen of Scots** (Scotland, reigned 1542-1567)
3. **Kamehameha I** (Kingdom of Hawaii, reigned 1795-1819)
4. **Zog I** (Albania - reigned 1928-1939, as King in exile to 1961)
5. **Elizabeth II** (Queen of the United Kingdom, 1952-2022)
6. **Queen Millennia** (_Captain Harlock and the Queen of a Thousand Years_)
7. **Queen Nefertiti** (Egypt, 1370 - 1330 BCE)
8. **Queen Liliʻuokalani** (Kingdom of Hawaii, reigned 1891-1893)
9. **Elessar Telcontar** (High King of Gondor and Arnor, _LOTR_ appendices)
10. **Queen Christina** (Sweden, reigned 1632-1654, abdicated)
11. **King Edward I** (England, reigned 1272 – 1307)
12. **William I** (England, reined 1066 - 1087)

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7163 "2025-04-02T01:26:15Z")

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**Kings and Queens**

1. **Gustavus Adolphus** (Sweden, reigned 1611-32)
2. **Mary, Queen of Scots** (Scotland, reigned 1542-1567)
3. **Kamehameha I** (Kingdom of Hawaii, reigned 1795-1819)
4. **Zog I** (Albania - reigned 1928-1939, as King in exile to 1961)
5. **Elizabeth II** (Queen of the United Kingdom, 1952-2022)
6. **Queen Millennia** (_Captain Harlock and the Queen of a Thousand Years_)
7. **Queen Nefertiti** (Egypt, 1370 - 1330 BCE)
8. **Queen Liliʻuokalani** (Kingdom of Hawaii, reigned 1891-1893)
9. **Elessar Telcontar** (High King of Gondor and Arnor, _LOTR_ appendices)
10. **Queen Christina** (Sweden, reigned 1632-1654, abdicated)
11. **King Edward I** (England, reigned 1272 – 1307)
12. **William I** (England, reined 1066 - 1087)
13. **John** (England, reigned 1199 – 1216)

Memorably voiced by Peter Ustinov in the animated _Robin Hood_

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)

Queen of the Franks, mother of Charlemagne  
I’m giving both her place name and her epithet; what a way to be remembered!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster

From Wiki: “His birthplace, Ghent in Flanders, then known in English as _Gaunt_, was the origin of his name.”

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7165 "2025-04-02T02:41:09Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7166 "2025-04-02T03:01:43Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7167 "2025-04-02T12:16:18Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia
5. Basil II, Porphyrogenitus (born to the purple), The Bulgar Slayer

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7168 "2025-04-02T12:27:23Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia
5. Basil II, Porphyrogenitus (born to the purple), The Bulgar Slayer
6. Vlad the Impaler

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7169 "2025-04-02T12:54:07Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia
5. Basil II, Porphyrogenitus (born to the purple), The Bulgar Slayer
6. Vlad the Impaler
7. Alexander III of Macedon (aka Alexander the Great)

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7170 "2025-04-02T13:08:38Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia
5. Basil II, Porphyrogenitus (born to the purple), The Bulgar Slayer
6. Vlad the Impaler
7. Alexander III of Macedon (aka Alexander the Great)
8. False Dmitry, Tsar of Russia

Claimed to be the son of Ivan IV, he is the best-known imposter to rule a major power. He lasted 11 months on the throne before he was found out and murdered by a mob.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7171 "2025-04-02T18:09:24Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia
5. Basil II, Porphyrogenitus (born to the purple), The Bulgar Slayer
6. Vlad the Impaler
7. Alexander III of Macedon (aka Alexander the Great)
8. False Dmitry, Tsar of Russia
9. Frederick the Great of Prussia

My favorite non-British European king. The model of the enlightened despot - he even discussed music with J.S. Bach!

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**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7172 "2025-04-02T20:08:50Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia
5. Basil II, Porphyrogenitus (born to the purple), The Bulgar Slayer
6. Vlad the Impaler
7. Alexander III of Macedon (aka Alexander the Great)
8. False Dmitry, Tsar of Russia
9. Frederick the Great of Prussia
10. The Sun King (Louis XIV of France)

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7173 "2025-04-02T20:27:46Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia
5. Basil II, Porphyrogenitus (born to the purple), The Bulgar Slayer
6. Vlad the Impaler, Voivode of Wallachia
7. Alexander III of Macedon (aka Alexander the Great)
8. False Dmitry, Tsar of Russia
9. Frederick the Great of Prussia
10. The Sun King (Louis XIV of France)
11. Silly Billy (William IV of Great Britain)

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7174 "2025-04-02T20:54:39Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia
5. Basil II, Porphyrogenitus (born to the purple), The Bulgar Slayer
6. Vlad the Impaler, Voivode of Wallachia
7. Alexander III of Macedon (aka Alexander the Great)
8. False Dmitry, Tsar of Russia
9. Frederick the Great of Prussia
10. The Sun King (Louis XIV of France)
11. Silly Billy (William IV of Great Britain)
12. [Wilfred the Hairy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilfred_the_Hairy)

Medieval Count of Urgell, Barcelona and the Catalan counties

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**Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7175 "2025-04-03T12:22:22Z")

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**Royalty or nobility known by a place name and/or epithet (only one needed for the reply, but give both if you like)**

1. Bertrada of Laon (AKA Bertha Broadfoot)
2. John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster
3. William the Conqueror (AKA William the Bastard)
4. Ivan the Terrible, Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia
5. Basil II, Porphyrogenitus (born to the purple), The Bulgar Slayer
6. Vlad the Impaler, Voivode of Wallachia
7. Alexander III of Macedon (aka Alexander the Great)
8. False Dmitry, Tsar of Russia
9. Frederick the Great of Prussia
10. The Sun King (Louis XIV of France)
11. Silly Billy (William IV of Great Britain)
12. [Wilfred the Hairy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilfred_the_Hairy)
13. [Charles the Fat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_the_Fat)

**Sun Tzu Quotes**

1. “The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7176 "2025-04-03T13:17:57Z")

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**Sun Tzu Quotes**

1. “The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”
2. “There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7177 "2025-04-03T13:57:41Z")

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**Sun Tzu Quotes**

1. “The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”
2. “There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.”
3. “A good leader is benevolent and not concerned with fame.”

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7178 "2025-04-03T15:15:55Z")

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**Sun Tzu Quotes**

1. “The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”
2. “There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.”
3. “A good leader is benevolent and not concerned with fame.”
4. “To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.”

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7179 "2025-04-03T15:46:12Z")

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**Sun Tzu Quotes**

1. “The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”
2. “There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.”
3. “A good leader is benevolent and not concerned with fame.”
4. “To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.”
5. “Anger can revert to joy, wrath can revert to delight, but a nation destroyed cannot be restored to existence, and the dead cannot be restored to life.”

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7180 "2025-04-03T16:44:55Z")

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**Sun Tzu Quotes**

1. “The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”
2. “There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.”
3. “A good leader is benevolent and not concerned with fame.”
4. “To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.”
5. “Anger can revert to joy, wrath can revert to delight, but a nation destroyed cannot be restored to existence, and the dead cannot be restored to life.”
6. “Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win”

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