# Baker’s Dozen III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 387

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7721 "2025-06-09T06:49:51Z")

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**Takin’ it to the beach**

1. Blanket
2. Bare feet
3. Sunscreen
4. Dead Shrimp
5. A good book
6. Frisbee
7. Transistor radio
8. Surfboard

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7722 "2025-06-09T07:04:37Z")

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**Takin’ it to the beach**

1. Blanket
2. Bare feet
3. Sunscreen
4. Dead Shrimp
5. A good book
6. Frisbee
7. Transistor radio
8. Surfboard
9. Towel (Don’t forget it!)

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7723 "2025-06-09T08:15:21Z")

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**Takin’ it to the beach**

1. Blanket
2. Bare feet
3. Sunscreen
4. Dead Shrimp
5. A good book
6. Frisbee
7. Transistor radio
8. Surfboard
9. Towel (Don’t forget it!)
10. Swimsuits

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7724 "2025-06-09T10:10:56Z")

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**Takin’ it to the beach**

1. Blanket
2. Bare feet
3. Sunscreen
4. Dead Shrimp
5. A good book
6. Frisbee
7. Transistor radio
8. Surfboard
9. Towel (Don’t forget it!)
10. Swimsuits
11. Cooler

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7725 "2025-06-09T13:52:31Z")

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**Takin’ it to the beach**

1. Blanket
2. Bare feet
3. Sunscreen
4. Dead Shrimp
5. A good book
6. Frisbee
7. Transistor radio
8. Surfboard
9. Towel (Don’t forget it!)
10. Swimsuits
11. Cooler
12. Sunglasses

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7726 "2025-06-09T14:20:02Z")

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**Takin’ it to the beach**

1. Blanket
2. Bare feet
3. Sunscreen
4. Dead Shrimp
5. A good book
6. Frisbee
7. Transistor radio
8. Surfboard
9. Towel (Don’t forget it!)
10. Swimsuits
11. Cooler
12. Sunglasses
13. Floppy hat

Pass.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7727 "2025-06-09T16:05:31Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7728 "2025-06-09T16:20:36Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7729 "2025-06-09T16:27:51Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7730 "2025-06-09T17:08:24Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7731 "2025-06-09T17:42:19Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp
5. ambergris

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7732 "2025-06-09T17:44:07Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp
5. ambergris
6. driftwood

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7733 "2025-06-09T18:00:28Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp
5. ambergris
6. driftwood
7. Sand everywhere

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7734 "2025-06-09T18:52:59Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp
5. ambergris
6. driftwood
7. Sand everywhere
8. Inflatable floaters

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7735 "2025-06-09T23:27:09Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp
5. ambergris
6. driftwood
7. Sand everywhere
8. Inflatable floaters
9. Sand fleas

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7736 "2025-06-10T00:11:33Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp
5. ambergris
6. driftwood
7. Sand everywhere
8. Inflatable floaters
9. Sand fleas
10. Horseshoe crabs

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7737 "2025-06-10T02:02:55Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp
5. ambergris
6. driftwood
7. Sand everywhere
8. Inflatable floaters
9. Sand fleas
10. Horseshoe crabs
11. [Exploding whale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale)

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7738 "2025-06-10T03:17:41Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp
5. ambergris
6. driftwood
7. Sand everywhere
8. Inflatable floaters
9. Sand fleas
10. Horseshoe crabs
11. [Exploding whale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale)
12. Idiots feeding seagulls from their cars, getting shit on

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7739 "2025-06-10T04:04:02Z")

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**Son of the Beach**

1. Bikini
2. Kangaroo rats
3. Conch shells
4. Kelp
5. ambergris
6. driftwood
7. Sand everywhere
8. Inflatable floaters
9. Sand fleas
10. Horseshoe crabs
11. [Exploding whale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale)
12. Idiots feeding seagulls from their cars, getting shit on
13. Sandpipers

**Rhymes with Beach**

1. beseech

I was going to specify words of 2 or more syllables, but the rhyming dictionary shows way fewer than 13 of them

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7740 "2025-06-10T04:12:01Z")

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**Rhymes with Beach**

1. beseech
2. leech

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