# Baker’s Dozen III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 396

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7901 "2025-06-24T14:06:19Z")

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**Cliches**

1. As the crow flies.
2. It isn’t brain surgery.
3. Love conquers all.
4. A stitch in time saves nine.
5. Easy come, easy go.
6. One bad apple spoils the bunch
7. Think outside the box
8. Better late than never
9. Madder than a wet hen
10. Snug as a bug in a rug

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7902 "2025-06-24T17:57:22Z")

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**Cliches**

1. As the crow flies.
2. It isn’t brain surgery.
3. Love conquers all.
4. A stitch in time saves nine.
5. Easy come, easy go.
6. One bad apple spoils the bunch
7. Think outside the box
8. Better late than never
9. Madder than a wet hen
10. Snug as a bug in a rug
11. You make a better door than a window.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7903 "2025-06-24T19:29:56Z")

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**Cliches**

1. As the crow flies.
2. It isn’t brain surgery.
3. Love conquers all.
4. A stitch in time saves nine.
5. Easy come, easy go.
6. One bad apple spoils the bunch
7. Think outside the box
8. Better late than never
9. Madder than a wet hen
10. Snug as a bug in a rug
11. You make a better door than a window.
12. That joke’s so old, the dinosaurs peed on it.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7904 "2025-06-24T19:32:24Z")

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**Cliches**

1. As the crow flies.
2. It isn’t brain surgery.
3. Love conquers all.
4. A stitch in time saves nine.
5. Easy come, easy go.
6. One bad apple spoils the bunch
7. Think outside the box
8. Better late than never
9. Madder than a wet hen
10. Snug as a bug in a rug
11. You make a better door than a window.
12. That joke’s so old, the dinosaurs peed on it.
13. Never say never.

New category:

**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7905 "2025-06-24T19:50:17Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7906 "2025-06-24T20:47:23Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7907 "2025-06-24T20:51:26Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7908 "2025-06-24T21:20:07Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7909 "2025-06-24T21:22:16Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7910 "2025-06-25T00:38:10Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7911 "2025-06-25T01:13:06Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7912 "2025-06-25T03:13:49Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7913 "2025-06-25T09:36:59Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.
10. Yo mama’s so fat, her butt cheeks are separate zip codes.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7914 "2025-06-25T09:58:45Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.
10. Yo mama’s so fat, her butt cheeks are separate zip codes.
11. Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks at the park throw bread to _her_.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7915 "2025-06-25T11:43:17Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.
10. Yo mama’s so fat, her butt cheeks are separate zip codes.
11. Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks at the park throw bread to _her_.
12. Yo mama’s so fat, when she walked past the TV I missed three episodes.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7916 "2025-06-25T20:46:02Z")

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**“Yo Mama” jokes**

1. Yo Mama’s so old, she’s older than your grandmama.
2. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama so fat, she bends light
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
6. Yo mama so poor she follows the garbage truck around with a shopping list
7. Yo mama’s so fat, the doctors diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 15 years to live.
8. Yo mama’s so poor, she put a McDonald’s shake on layaway.
9. Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.
10. Yo mama’s so fat, her butt cheeks are separate zip codes.
11. Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks at the park throw bread to _her_.
12. Yo mama’s so fat, when she walked past the TV I missed three episodes.
13. Yo mama’s so big, when she sits around the house, she sits _around_ the house

Next up:

**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date**

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7917 "2025-06-25T21:24:39Z")

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**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date**

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7918 "2025-06-25T22:00:42Z")

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**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date**

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7919 "2025-06-25T22:09:11Z")

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**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date**

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
4. I have a coupon!

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7920 "2025-06-26T02:54:36Z")

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**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date**

1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her.
3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?
4. I have a coupon!
5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat.

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