# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 397
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7921 "2025-06-26T03:16:29Z")
**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date** 1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me. 2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her. 3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds? 4. I have a coupon! 5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat. 6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7922 "2025-06-26T03:32:28Z")
**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date** 1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me. 2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her. 3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds? 4. I have a coupon! 5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat. 6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you. 7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7923 "2025-06-26T03:33:16Z")
**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date** 1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me. 2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her. 3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds? 4. I have a coupon! 5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat. 6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you. 7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk. 8. Hey, that chick over there is _smokin’ hot_! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7924 "2025-06-26T07:32:15Z")
**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date** 1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me. 2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her. 3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds? 4. I have a coupon! 5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat. 6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you. 7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk. 8. Hey, that chick over there is _smokin’ hot_! 9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7925 "2025-06-26T09:23:14Z")
**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date** 1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me. 2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her. 3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds? 4. I have a coupon! 5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat. 6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you. 7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk. 8. Hey, that chick over there is _smokin’ hot_! 9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate. 10. Wanna know where I was on January 6? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7926 "2025-06-26T11:57:45Z")
**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date** 1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me. 2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her. 3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds? 4. I have a coupon! 5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat. 6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you. 7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk. 8. Hey, that chick over there is _smokin’ hot_! 9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate. 10. Wanna know where I was on January 6? 11. You’re buying for both of us, right? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7927 "2025-06-26T13:36:12Z")
**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date** 1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me. 2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her. 3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds? 4. I have a coupon! 5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat. 6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you. 7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk. 8. Hey, that chick over there is _smokin’ hot_! 9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate. 10. Wanna know where I was on January 6? 11. You’re buying for both of us, right? 12. Mother and I run a nice little motel. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7928 "2025-06-26T15:21:17Z")
**Things you really shouldn’t say on a first date** 1. Doc says I’m now 97% non-infectious, so I’ve got that goin’ for me. 2. You should meet my wife, because I think you’d like her. 3. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds? 4. I have a coupon! 5. No offense, but that outfit makes you look fat. 6. I’m gonna take you home and hump you. 7. I’m looking forward to getting you really drunk. 8. Hey, that chick over there is _smokin’ hot_! 9. I’m a big fan of Andrew Tate. 10. Wanna know where I was on January 6? 11. You’re buying for both of us, right? 12. Mother and I run a nice little motel 13. I can help you make millions investing in cryptocurrency. Next **Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7929 "2025-06-26T15:22:02Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7930 "2025-06-26T15:26:36Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide 3. Lied ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7931 "2025-06-26T17:28:51Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Mother and I run a nice little motel. I can’t wait to use this line! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7932 "2025-06-26T17:29:14Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide 3. Lied 4. Cried ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7933 "2025-06-26T18:05:21Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide 3. Lied 4. Cried 5. aminoglutethimide ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7934 "2025-06-26T18:09:28Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide 3. Lied 4. Cried 5. Aminoglutethimide 6. Died ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7935 "2025-06-26T18:15:58Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide 3. Lied 4. Cried 5. Aminoglutethimide 6. Died 7. Collide ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7936 "2025-06-26T18:19:34Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide 3. Lied 4. Cried 5. Aminoglutethimide 6. Died 7. Collide 8. Bonafide ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7937 "2025-06-26T18:45:32Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide 3. Lied 4. Cried 5. Aminoglutethimide 6. Died 7. Collide 8. Elide > [@knoodler](#): > > > [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > > > Mother and I run a nice little motel. > > I can’t wait to use this line! Hopefully not on your next date! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7938 "2025-06-26T20:01:20Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide 3. Lied 4. Cried 5. Aminoglutethimide 6. Died 7. Collide 8. Elide 9. Formaldehyde ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7939 "2025-06-26T20:05:02Z")
**Words that rhyme with pride** 1. Fried 2. Guide 3. Lied 4. Cried 5. Aminoglutethimide 6. Died 7. Collide 8. Elide 9. Formaldehyde 10. Ride ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/7940 "2025-06-26T20:07:26Z")
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