# Baker’s Dozen III

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8261 "2025-08-12T14:54:58Z")

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**Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actress, Role, Movie, Year**

1. Rita Moreno as Anita, _West Side Story_, 1961
2. Cloris Leachman as Ruth Popper, _The Last Picture Show_, 1971
3. Hattie McDaniel as Mammy, _Gone With The Wind_, 1939
4. Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito, _My Cousin Vinny_, 1992
5. Tatum O’Neal as Addie Loggins, _Paper Moon_, 1973
6. Patty Duke as Helen Keller, _The Miracle Worker_, 1962
7. Gale Sondergaard as Faith Paleologus, _Anthony Adverse_, 1936
8. Marcia Gay Harden as Lee Krasner, Pollack, 2000
9. Mercedes McCambridge as Sadie Burke, _All the King’s Men_, 1949
10. Linda Hunt as Billy Kwan, _THe Year of Living Dangerously_, 1983
11. Meryl Streep as Joanna Kramer, _Kramer vs Kramer_, 1979

The second of Streep’s 21 Academy Award nominations (she was nominated the year before for _The Deer Hunter_) and her 1st win.

I learned recently that she took the role in _The Deer Hunter_ only to be with her companion John Cazale, who was dying of cancer. When filming _Kramer vs Kramer_, co-star Dustin Hoffmann was physically and emotionally abusive to Streep, slapping her and taunting her with Cazale’s name.

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8262 "2025-08-13T01:17:38Z")

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**Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actress, Role, Movie, Year**

1. Rita Moreno as Anita, _West Side Story_, 1961
2. Cloris Leachman as Ruth Popper, _The Last Picture Show_, 1971
3. Hattie McDaniel as Mammy, _Gone With The Wind_, 1939
4. Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito, _My Cousin Vinny_, 1992
5. Tatum O’Neal as Addie Loggins, _Paper Moon_, 1973
6. Patty Duke as Helen Keller, _The Miracle Worker_, 1962
7. Gale Sondergaard as Faith Paleologus, _Anthony Adverse_, 1936
8. Marcia Gay Harden as Lee Krasner, Pollack, 2000
9. Mercedes McCambridge as Sadie Burke, _All the King’s Men_, 1949
10. Linda Hunt as Billy Kwan, _THe Year of Living Dangerously_, 1983
11. Meryl Streep as Joanna Kramer, _Kramer vs Kramer_, 1979
12. Mary Badham as Jean Louise “Scout” Finch, _To Kill a Mockingbird_, 1962

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8263 "2025-08-13T16:04:52Z")

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**Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actress, Role, Movie, Year**

1. Rita Moreno as Anita, _West Side Story_, 1961
2. Cloris Leachman as Ruth Popper, _The Last Picture Show_, 1971
3. Hattie McDaniel as Mammy, _Gone With The Wind_, 1939
4. Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito, _My Cousin Vinny_, 1992
5. Tatum O’Neal as Addie Loggins, _Paper Moon_, 1973
6. Patty Duke as Helen Keller, _The Miracle Worker_, 1962
7. Gale Sondergaard as Faith Paleologus, _Anthony Adverse_, 1936
8. Marcia Gay Harden as Lee Krasner, Pollack, 2000
9. Mercedes McCambridge as Sadie Burke, _All the King’s Men_, 1949
10. Linda Hunt as Billy Kwan, _THe Year of Living Dangerously_, 1983
11. Meryl Streep as Joanna Kramer, _Kramer vs Kramer_, 1979
12. Mary Badham as Jean Louise “Scout” Finch, _To Kill a Mockingbird_, 1962
13. Whoopi Goldberg as Oda Mae Brown, _Ghost_, 1980

**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8264 "2025-08-13T16:10:12Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8265 "2025-08-13T21:16:35Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8266 "2025-08-13T21:18:22Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8267 "2025-08-13T22:50:23Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.
5. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8268 "2025-08-14T02:23:11Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.
5. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
6. If Alison Hawk married Sean Tuohy, she’d be Alison Hawk-Touhy.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8269 "2025-08-14T04:47:10Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.
5. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
6. If Alison Hawk married Sean Tuohy, she’d be Alison Hawk-Touhy.
7. If Stephen Fry married Tim Cook, they’d be the Fry-Cooks.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8270 "2025-08-14T10:26:44Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.
5. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
6. If Alison Hawk married Sean Tuohy, she’d be Alison Hawk-Touhy.
7. If Stephen Fry married Tim Cook, they’d be the Fry-Cooks.
8. If Nipsey Russell married Friar Tuck, he’d be Nip Tuck.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8271 "2025-08-14T11:17:15Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.
5. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
6. If Alison Hawk married Sean Tuohy, she’d be Alison Hawk-Touhy.
7. If Stephen Fry married Tim Cook, they’d be the Fry-Cooks.
8. If Nipsey Russell married Friar Tuck, he’d be Nip Tuck.
9. If Amanda Bynes married Jeff Lynne , she’d be Amanda Lynne.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8272 "2025-08-14T13:29:23Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.
5. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
6. If Alison Hawk married Sean Tuohy, she’d be Alison Hawk-Touhy.
7. If Stephen Fry married Tim Cook, they’d be the Fry-Cooks.
8. If Nipsey Russell married Friar Tuck, he’d be Nip Tuck.
9. If Amanda Bynes married Jeff Lynne , she’d be Amanda Lynne.
10. If Ida Lupino married Don Ho, she’d be Ida Ho

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8273 "2025-08-14T14:34:12Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.
5. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
6. If Alison Hawk married Sean Tuohy, she’d be Alison Hawk-Touhy.
7. If Stephen Fry married Tim Cook, they’d be the Fry-Cooks.
8. If Nipsey Russell married Friar Tuck, he’d be Nip Tuck.
9. If Amanda Bynes married Jeff Lynne , she’d be Amanda Lynne.
10. If Ida Lupino married Don Ho, she’d be Ida Ho
11. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8274 "2025-08-14T20:16:49Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.
5. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
6. If Alison Hawk married Sean Tuohy, she’d be Alison Hawk-Touhy.
7. If Stephen Fry married Tim Cook, they’d be the Fry-Cooks.
8. If Nipsey Russell married Friar Tuck, he’d be Nip Tuck.
9. If Amanda Bynes married Jeff Lynne , she’d be Amanda Lynne.
10. If Ida Lupino married Don Ho, she’d be Ida Ho
11. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting.
12. If Ileen Getz married Nick Offerman, she’d be Ileen Getz-Offerman

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8275 "2025-08-15T11:35:57Z")

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**If [A] married [B}, they’d be…**

1. If Carrie Fisher married Jim Carrey, she’d be Carrie Carrey.
2. If Miss Piggy married Winnie-the-Pooh, she’d be Miss Piggy-Pooh
3. If Tyra Banks married Tom Hanks, she’d be Mrs. Banks-Hanks
4. If Coco Chanel married Orson Bean, she’d be Coco Bean.
5. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
6. If Alison Hawk married Sean Tuohy, she’d be Alison Hawk-Touhy.
7. If Stephen Fry married Tim Cook, they’d be the Fry-Cooks.
8. If Nipsey Russell married Friar Tuck, he’d be Nip Tuck.
9. If Amanda Bynes married Jeff Lynne , she’d be Amanda Lynne.
10. If Ida Lupino married Don Ho, she’d be Ida Ho
11. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting.
12. If Ileen Getz married Nick Offerman, she’d be Ileen Getz-Offerman
13. If Queen Elizabeth married Steve McQueen, she’d be Queen McQueen

**TV Doctors, Actor, Show**

1. Marcus Welby, played by Robert Young, _Marcus Welby, M_.D.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8276 "2025-08-15T11:54:48Z")

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**TV Doctors, Actor, Show**

1. Marcus Welby, played by Robert Young, _Marcus Welby, M_.D.
2. Doctor Bombay, played by Bernard Fox, _Bewitched_

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8277 "2025-08-15T12:25:57Z")

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**TV Doctors, Actor, Show**

1. Marcus Welby, played by Robert Young, _Marcus Welby, M.D._
2. Doctor Bombay, played by Bernard Fox, _Bewitched_
3. Dr. Leo Spaceman, played by Chris Parnell, _30 Rock_

“We have no way of knowing where the heart is.”

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8278 "2025-08-15T13:31:39Z")

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**TV Doctors, Actor, Show**

1. Marcus Welby, played by Robert Young, _Marcus Welby, M.D._
2. Doctor Bombay, played by Bernard Fox, _Bewitched_
3. Dr. Leo Spaceman, played by Chris Parnell, _30 Rock_
4. The Doctor, played by William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davidson, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, Jodie Whittaker, Ncuti Gatwa, _Doctor Who_

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8279 "2025-08-15T13:41:45Z")

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**TV Doctors, Actor, Show**

1. Marcus Welby, played by Robert Young, _Marcus Welby, M.D._
2. Doctor Bombay, played by Bernard Fox, _Bewitched_
3. Dr. Leo Spaceman, played by Chris Parnell, _30 Rock_
4. The Doctor, played by William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davidson, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, Jodie Whittaker, Ncuti Gatwa, _Doctor Who_
5. Dr. “Trapper” John McIntyre, played by Wayne Rogers (_MASH_) and Pernell Roberts (_Trapper John, M.D._)

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8280 "2025-08-15T14:54:29Z")

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**TV Doctors, Actor, Show**

1. Marcus Welby, played by Robert Young, _Marcus Welby, M.D._
2. Doctor Bombay, played by Bernard Fox, _Bewitched_
3. Dr. Leo Spaceman, played by Chris Parnell, _30 Rock_
4. The Doctor, played by William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davidson, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, Jodie Whittaker, Ncuti Gatwa, _Doctor Who_
5. Dr. “Trapper” John McIntyre, played by Wayne Rogers (_MASH_) and Pernell Roberts (_Trapper John, M.D._)
6. Dr. Zachary Smith, player by Jonathan Harris, _Lost In Space_ (1965)

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