# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 442
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8821 "2025-11-21T16:12:14Z")
**Guest stars on _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_** 1. Casey Biggs as Damar 2. Patrick Stewart as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard 3. Richard Beymer as Li Nalas 4. James Darren as Vic Fontaine 5. Jeffrey Combs as Brunt, Tiron, Weyoun 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8, Kevin Mulkahey, and Holosuite Guest 6. Frank Langella as Jaro Essa 7. Dey Young as Arissa 8. Jill Sayre as Mardah 9. John Beck as Raymond Boone 10. Iggy Pop as Yelgrun 11. Henry Gibson as Nilva 12. Aron Eisenberg as Nog 13. Mark Alaimo as villain/victim Gul Dukat **Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ ---
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**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ ---
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**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8824 "2025-11-21T17:05:44Z")
**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ ---
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**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ 5. Millennium Falcon, _Star Wars_ ---
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**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ 5. Millennium Falcon, _Star Wars_ 6. Firefly Serenity, _Firefly_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8827 "2025-11-21T21:49:17Z")
**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ 5. Millennium Falcon, _Star Wars_ 6. Firefly Serenity, _Firefly_ 7. Mayflower One - _Airplane II: The Sequel_ ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8828 "2025-11-21T21:59:59Z")
**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ 5. Millennium Falcon, _Star Wars_ 6. Firefly Serenity, _Firefly_ 7. Mayflower One - _Airplane II: The Sequel_ 8. TARDIS - _Doctor Who_ It can travel through space as well as time ---
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**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ 5. Millennium Falcon, _Star Wars_ 6. Firefly Serenity, _Firefly_ 7. Mayflower One - _Airplane II: The Sequel_ 8. TARDIS - _Doctor Who_ 9. Moya - _Farscape_ ---
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**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ 5. Millennium Falcon, _Star Wars_ 6. Firefly Serenity, _Firefly_ 7. Mayflower One - _Airplane II: The Sequel_ 8. TARDIS - _Doctor Who_ 9. Moya - _Farscape_ 10. The Bebop - _Cowboy Bebop_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8831 "2025-11-21T23:11:50Z")
**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ 5. Millennium Falcon, _Star Wars_ 6. Firefly Serenity, _Firefly_ 7. Mayflower One - _Airplane II: The Sequel_ 8. TARDIS - _Doctor Who_ 9. Moya - _Farscape_ 10. The Bebop - _Cowboy Bebop_ 11. Eagle Transporter - _Space 1999_ ---
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**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ 5. Millennium Falcon, _Star Wars_ 6. Firefly Serenity, _Firefly_ 7. Mayflower One - _Airplane II: The Sequel_ 8. TARDIS - _Doctor Who_ 9. Moya - _Farscape_ 10. The Bebop - _Cowboy Bebop_ 11. Eagle Transporter - _Space 1999_ 12. Red Dwarf - Red Dwarf ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8833 "2025-11-21T23:21:07Z")
**Non-Star Trek spaceships** 1. The Nostromo, _Alien_ 2. The Heart of Gold, _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ 3. LDSS Nauvoo, _The Expanse_ 4. Hail Mary, _Project Hail Mary_ 5. Millennium Falcon, _Star Wars_ 6. Firefly Serenity, _Firefly_ 7. Mayflower One - _Airplane II: The Sequel_ 8. TARDIS - _Doctor Who_ 9. Moya - _Farscape_ 10. The Bebop - _Cowboy Bebop_ 11. Eagle Transporter - _Space 1999_ 12. Red Dwarf - Red Dwarf 13. Discovery - 2001 A Space Odyssey * * * [![](https://i.postimg.cc/W37zpB9V/Torment-and-Horror.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/W37zpB9V/Torment-and-Horror.jpg) Original caption: The Torment of Existence Weighed Against the Horror of Nonbeing Your caption! 1. The Torment of Those Last Few Thanksgiving Pie Slices Weighed Against the Horror of Outgrowing Your Current Wardrobe ---
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Your caption! 1. The Torment of Those Last Few Thanksgiving Pie Slices Weighed Against the Horror of Outgrowing Your Current Wardrobe 2. The Torment of Spending Time With Your Extended Family Weighed Against the Horror of Them Sharing Their Political Views ---
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Your caption! 1. The Torment of Those Last Few Thanksgiving Pie Slices Weighed Against the Horror of Outgrowing Your Current Wardrobe 2. The Torment of Spending Time With Your Extended Family Weighed Against the Horror of Them Sharing Their Political Views 3. The Torment of Staying in Your Toxic Workplace Weighed Against The Horror of the Job Search Process ---
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**Your caption!** 1. The Torment of Those Last Few Thanksgiving Pie Slices Weighed Against the Horror of Outgrowing Your Current Wardrobe 2. The Torment of Spending Time With Your Extended Family Weighed Against the Horror of Them Sharing Their Political Views 3. The Torment of Staying in Your Toxic Workplace Weighed Against The Horror of the Job Search Process 4. The Torment of Moving for the Sixth Time in Six Years ---
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**Your caption!** 1. The Torment of Those Last Few Thanksgiving Pie Slices Weighed Against the Horror of Outgrowing Your Current Wardrobe 2. The Torment of Spending Time With Your Extended Family Weighed Against the Horror of Them Sharing Their Political Views 3. The Torment of Staying in Your Toxic Workplace Weighed Against The Horror of the Job Search Process 4. The Torment of Moving for the Sixth Time in Six Years 5. The Horror of Realizing that a Very Important Work Deadline was Yesterday ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2025, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/8838 "2025-11-22T02:54:19Z")
[As the list starter may I ask you use BOTH epithets, please, for maximum effect. Thank you.] ---
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**Your caption!** 1. The Torment of Those Last Few Thanksgiving Pie Slices Weighed Against the Horror of Outgrowing Your Current Wardrobe 2. The Torment of Spending Time With Your Extended Family Weighed Against the Horror of Them Sharing Their Political Views 3. The Torment of Staying in Your Toxic Workplace Weighed Against The Horror of the Job Search Process 4. The Torment of Moving for the Sixth Time in Six Years 5. The Horror of Realizing that a Very Important Work Deadline was Yesterday 6. The Torment of Having One More Piece of Pumpkin Pie Weighed Against the Horror of Thereby Not Having Room for Another Piece of Apple Pie ---
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**Your caption!** 1. The Torment of Those Last Few Thanksgiving Pie Slices Weighed Against the Horror of Outgrowing Your Current Wardrobe 2. The Torment of Spending Time With Your Extended Family Weighed Against the Horror of Them Sharing Their Political Views 3. The Torment of Staying in Your Toxic Workplace Weighed Against The Horror of the Job Search Process 4. The Torment of Moving for the Sixth Time in Six Years 5. The Horror of Realizing that a Very Important Work Deadline was Yesterday 6. The Torment of Having One More Piece of Pumpkin Pie Weighed Against the Horror of Thereby Not Having Room for Another Piece of Apple Pie 7. The Torment of Feeling Super Nervous At the Thought of Approaching a Hot Woman, Weighed Against the Horror of Her Shooting You Down [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=441) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=443)