# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 452
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9021 "2026-01-11T20:32:01Z")
**How do I love thee? Let me list the ways** _(Sexual euphemisms)_ 1. Making whoopie 2. Boinking 3. Bumping uglies 4. Making the beast with two backs 5. Doing the humpty hump 6. Afternoon Delight 7. Mattress dancin’ 8. Doing the horizontal mambo ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9022 "2026-01-11T20:52:13Z")
**How do I love thee? Let me list the ways** _(Sexual euphemisms)_ 1. Making whoopie 2. Boinking 3. Bumping uglies 4. Making the beast with two backs 5. Doing the humpty hump 6. Afternoon Delight 7. Mattress dancin’ 8. Doing the horizontal mambo 9. The old bump and grind ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9023 "2026-01-11T21:56:49Z")
**How do I love thee? Let me list the ways** _(Sexual euphemisms)_ 1. Making whoopie 2. Boinking 3. Bumping uglies 4. Making the beast with two backs 5. Doing the humpty hump 6. Afternoon Delight 7. Mattress dancin’ 8. Doing the horizontal mambo 9. The old bump and grind 10. Giving the girl a green gown _an archaic, historical phrase meaning to have sexual intercourse with her, referencing the grass stains acquired from making love outdoors_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9024 "2026-01-11T22:01:11Z")
**How do I love thee? Let me list the ways** _(Sexual euphemisms)_ 1. Making whoopie 2. Boinking 3. Bumping uglies 4. Making the beast with two backs 5. Doing the humpty hump 6. Afternoon Delight 7. Mattress dancin’ 8. Doing the horizontal mambo 9. The old bump and grind 10. Giving the girl a green gown 11. A bit of the old in-out, in-out From _A Clockwork Orange._ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9025 "2026-01-12T02:42:03Z")
**How do I love thee? Let me list the ways** _(Sexual euphemisms)_ 1. Making whoopie 2. Boinking 3. Bumping uglies 4. Making the beast with two backs 5. Doing the humpty hump 6. Afternoon Delight 7. Mattress dancin’ 8. Doing the horizontal mambo 9. The old bump and grind 10. Giving the girl a green gown 11. A bit of the old in-out, in-out 12. Slipping the hot beef injection From _The Breakfast Club_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9026 "2026-01-12T04:39:18Z")
**How do I love thee? Let me list the ways** _(Sexual euphemisms)_ 1. Making whoopie 2. Boinking 3. Bumping uglies 4. Making the beast with two backs 5. Doing the humpty hump 6. Afternoon Delight 7. Mattress dancin’ 8. Doing the horizontal mambo 9. The old bump and grind 10. Giving the girl a green gown 11. A bit of the old in-out, in-out 12. Slipping the hot beef injection 13. Playing “hide the rainbow roll” From _Rush Hour 2._ New category: **Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9027 "2026-01-12T13:35:39Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9028 "2026-01-12T14:14:35Z")
[quote=“Bayaker, post:9027, topic:970093, full:true”] **Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9029 "2026-01-12T15:14:50Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9030 "2026-01-12T17:19:17Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ 5. _Now You See Me_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9031 "2026-01-12T18:32:05Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ 5. _Now You See Me_ 6. _The Sixth Sense_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9032 "2026-01-12T19:18:40Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ 5. _Now You See Me_ 6. _The Sixth Sense_ 7. _The Empire Strikes Back_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9033 "2026-01-12T19:20:29Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ 5. _Now You See Me_ 6. _The Sixth Sense_ 7. _The Empire Strikes Back_ 8. _The Crying Game_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9034 "2026-01-12T19:24:11Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ 5. _Now You See Me_ 6. _The Sixth Sense_ 7. _The Empire Strikes Back_ 8. _The Crying Game_ 9. _Soylent Green_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9035 "2026-01-12T19:27:16Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ 5. _Now You See Me_ 6. _The Sixth Sense_ 7. _The Empire Strikes Back_ 8. _The Crying Game_ 9. _Soylent Green_ 10. _Memento_ ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9036 "2026-01-12T20:51:49Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ 5. _Now You See Me_ 6. _The Sixth Sense_ 7. _The Empire Strikes Back_ 8. _The Crying Game_ 9. _Soylent Green_ 10. _Memento_ 11. _Parasite_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9037 "2026-01-12T20:57:13Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ 5. _Now You See Me_ 6. _The Sixth Sense_ 7. _The Empire Strikes Back_ 8. _The Crying Game_ 9. _Soylent Green_ 10. _Memento_ 11. _Parasite_ 12. _Oldboy_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9038 "2026-01-12T21:39:58Z")
**Movies with twist endings** 1. _Unbreakable_ 2. _Witness for the Prosecution_ 3. _The Usual Suspects_ 4. _Psycho_ 5. _Now You See Me_ 6. _The Sixth Sense_ 7. _The Empire Strikes Back_ 8. _The Crying Game_ 9. _Soylent Green_ 10. _Memento_ 11. _Parasite_ 12. _Oldboy_ 13. _Young Frankenstein_ **Humorous Writers** 1. Robert Benchley ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9039 "2026-01-12T21:47:46Z")
**Humorous Writers** 1. Robert Benchley 2. Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9040 "2026-01-12T21:53:57Z")
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