# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 462
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9221 "2026-02-24T21:22:46Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9222 "2026-02-24T21:33:30Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9223 "2026-02-24T21:38:47Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9224 "2026-02-24T21:57:25Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad 5. Spend time cuddling with my sweet Marie _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9225 "2026-02-24T22:14:38Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad 5. Spend time cuddling with my sweet Marie 6. Today’s Wordle ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9226 "2026-02-24T22:15:32Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad 5. Spend time cuddling with my sweet Marie 6. Today’s Wordle 7. Clean out the cat’s litter box ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9227 "2026-02-24T22:19:35Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad 5. Spend time cuddling with my sweet Marie 6. Today’s Wordle 7. Clean out the cat’s litter box 8. Assemble a very complicated piece of IKEA furniture blindfolded ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9228 "2026-02-25T02:01:13Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad 5. Spend time cuddling with my sweet Marie 6. Today’s Wordle 7. Clean out the cat’s litter box 8. Assemble a very complicated piece of IKEA furniture blindfolded 9. This ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9229 "2026-02-25T02:12:21Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad 5. Spend time cuddling with my sweet Marie 6. Today’s Wordle 7. Clean out the cat’s litter box 8. Assemble a very complicated piece of IKEA furniture blindfolded 9. This 10. Read some Chuck Tingle stories ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9230 "2026-02-25T05:31:31Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad 5. Spend time cuddling with my sweet Marie 6. Today’s Wordle 7. Clean out the cat’s litter box 8. Assemble a very complicated piece of IKEA furniture blindfolded 9. This 10. Read some Chuck Tingle stories 11. Step outside and start screaming [like Yoko Ono.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68) Repeat as necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9231 "2026-02-25T15:46:42Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad 5. Spend time cuddling with my sweet Marie 6. Today’s Wordle 7. Clean out the cat’s litter box 8. Assemble a very complicated piece of IKEA furniture blindfolded 9. This 10. Read some Chuck Tingle stories 11. Step outside and start screaming [like Yoko Ono.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68) Repeat as necessary. 12. Watch Some More News on Youtube. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9232 "2026-02-25T19:39:51Z")
**Better things to do other than to watch the State of the Union Address tonight** 1. Trim your toenails 2. Get a colonoscopy 3. Draft articles of impeachment 4. Read _Someday, Everybody Will Have Always Been Against This_ by Omar El-Akkad 5. Spend time cuddling with my sweet Marie 6. Today’s Wordle 7. Clean out the cat’s litter box 8. Assemble a very complicated piece of IKEA furniture blindfolded 9. This 10. Read some Chuck Tingle stories 11. Step outside and start screaming [like Yoko Ono.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68) Repeat as necessary. 12. Watch Some More News on Youtube. 13. Research and then write checks to worthy anti-MAGA causes Pass. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9233 "2026-02-25T21:32:46Z")
**Signature dishes of various cuisines** 1. Pad Thai (Thai food) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9234 "2026-02-25T21:34:26Z")
**Signature dishes of various cuisines** 1. Pad Thai (Thai food) 2. Pho (Vietnamese food) ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9235 "2026-02-25T23:03:55Z")
**Signature dishes of various cuisines** 1. Pad Thai (Thai food) 2. Pho (Vietnamese food) 3. Matzo ball soup (Ashkenazi Jewish food) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9236 "2026-02-26T07:23:16Z")
**Signature dishes of various cuisines** 1. Pad Thai (Thai food) 2. Pho (Vietnamese food) 3. Matzo ball soup (Ashkenazi Jewish food) 4. Cheeseburger (American food) ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9237 "2026-02-26T12:41:54Z")
**Signature dishes of various cuisines** 1. Pad Thai (Thai food) 2. Pho (Vietnamese food) 3. Matzo ball soup (Ashkenazi Jewish food) 4. Cheeseburger (American food) 5. Fajitas (Tex-Mex) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9238 "2026-02-26T18:20:19Z")
**Signature dishes of various cuisines** 1. Pad Thai (Thai food) 2. Pho (Vietnamese food) 3. Matzo ball soup (Ashkenazi Jewish food) 4. Cheeseburger (American food) 5. Fajitas (Tex-Mex) 6. Döner Kebab (Turkish food) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9239 "2026-02-26T20:37:23Z")
**Signature dishes of various cuisines** 1. Pad Thai (Thai food) 2. Pho (Vietnamese food) 3. Matzo ball soup (Ashkenazi Jewish food) 4. Cheeseburger (American food) 5. Fajitas (Tex-Mex) 6. Döner Kebab (Turkish food) 7. Sauerbraten (German food) ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9240 "2026-02-26T20:46:34Z")
**Signature dishes of various cuisines** 1. Pad Thai (Thai food) 2. Pho (Vietnamese food) 3. Matzo ball soup (Ashkenazi Jewish food) 4. Cheeseburger (American food) 5. Fajitas (Tex-Mex) 6. Döner Kebab (Turkish food) 7. Sauerbraten (German food) 8. Lefse (Norwegian food) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=461) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=463)