# Baker’s Dozen III **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 475
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9481 "2026-04-06T16:41:47Z")
**A Not Baker’s Baker’s Dozen – things normally not found in a bakery** 1. A Pratt & Whitney J58 jet engine 2. Sabertooth tigers 3. A floor of lava 4. A presidential debate 5. Moray eels 6. A sommelier 7. Edible lingerie ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9482 "2026-04-06T16:53:39Z")
**A Not Baker’s Baker’s Dozen – things normally not found in a bakery** 1. A Pratt & Whitney J58 jet engine 2. Sabertooth tigers 3. A floor of lava 4. A presidential debate 5. Moray eels 6. A sommelier 7. Edible lingerie 8. A John Deere 1085 Combine Harvester ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9483 "2026-04-06T17:11:56Z")
**A Not Baker’s Baker’s Dozen – things normally not found in a bakery** 1. A Pratt & Whitney J58 jet engine 2. Sabertooth tigers 3. A floor of lava 4. A presidential debate 5. Moray eels 6. A sommelier 7. Edible lingerie 8. A John Deere 1085 Combine Harvester 9. Monkeys ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9484 "2026-04-06T21:13:28Z")
**A Not Baker’s Baker’s Dozen – things normally not found in a bakery** 1. A Pratt & Whitney J58 jet engine 2. Sabertooth tigers 3. A floor of lava 4. A presidential debate 5. Moray eels 6. A sommelier 7. Edible lingerie 8. A John Deere 1085 Combine Harvester 9. Monkeys 10. A ticker-tape parade ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9485 "2026-04-07T02:08:23Z")
**A Not Baker’s Baker’s Dozen – things normally not found in a bakery** 1. A Pratt & Whitney J58 jet engine 2. Sabertooth tigers 3. A floor of lava 4. A presidential debate 5. Moray eels 6. A sommelier 7. Edible lingerie 8. A John Deere 1085 Combine Harvester 9. Monkeys 10. A ticker-tape parade 11. Meat or candle sticks ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9486 "2026-04-07T02:19:51Z")
**A Not Baker’s Baker’s Dozen – things normally not found in a bakery** 1. A Pratt & Whitney J58 jet engine 2. Sabertooth tigers 3. A floor of lava 4. A presidential debate 5. Moray eels 6. A sommelier 7. Edible lingerie 8. A John Deere 1085 Combine Harvester 9. Monkeys 10. A ticker-tape parade 11. Meat or candle sticks 12. The Archdemon Asmodeus ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9487 "2026-04-07T20:05:03Z")
**A Not Baker’s Baker’s Dozen – things normally not found in a bakery** 1. A Pratt & Whitney J58 jet engine 2. Sabertooth tigers 3. A floor of lava 4. A presidential debate 5. Moray eels 6. A sommelier 7. Edible lingerie 8. A John Deere 1085 Combine Harvester 9. Monkeys 10. A ticker-tape parade 11. Meat or candle sticks 12. The Archdemon Asmodeus 13. A battalion of stoats Next up: **Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9488 "2026-04-07T20:08:19Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9489 "2026-04-07T20:56:56Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9490 "2026-04-07T21:10:53Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9491 "2026-04-07T21:14:59Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats 5. Stoat Expectations ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9492 "2026-04-07T21:51:32Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats 5. Stoat Expectations 6. Stoatenheit 451 ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9493 "2026-04-07T23:11:18Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats 5. The Old Man and the Stoats ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9494 "2026-04-07T23:40:59Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats 5. Stoat Expectations 6. Stoatenheit 451 7. The Old Man and the Stoats 8. Stoats and Peace ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9495 "2026-04-08T00:20:59Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats 5. Stoat Expectations 6. Stoatenheit 451 7. The Old Man and the Stoats 8. Stoats and Peace 9. Watership Stoats ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9496 "2026-04-08T02:32:40Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats 5. Stoat Expectations 6. Stoatenheit 451 7. The Old Man and the Stoats 8. Stoats and Peace 9. Watership Stoats 10. Don Quistoate ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9497 "2026-04-08T02:49:09Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats 5. Stoat Expectations 6. Stoatenheit 451 7. The Old Man and the Stoats 8. Stoats and Peace 9. Watership Stoats 10. Don Quistoate 11. The Stoat, the Witch, and the Wardrobe ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9498 "2026-04-08T02:49:41Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats 5. Stoat Expectations 6. Stoatenheit 451 7. The Old Man and the Stoats 8. Stoats and Peace 9. Watership Stoats 10. Don Quistoate 11. The Stoat, the Witch, and the Wardrobe 12. The Catcher In the Stoats ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9499 "2026-04-08T20:45:53Z")
**Great Literature… now with Stoats!** 1. Gone with the Stoats 2. The Stoats of Wrath 3. The Stoaterbury Tales 4. Slaughterhouse Stoats 5. Stoat Expectations 6. Stoatenheit 451 7. The Old Man and the Stoats 8. Stoats and Peace 9. Watership Stoats 10. Don Quistoate 11. The Stoat, the Witch, and the Wardrobe 12. The Catcher In the Stoats 13. Huckleberry Stoat In honor of baseball season — **Thirteen Ways a Batter Can Reach First Base (without getting a base hit)** _(there are a total of twenty-three ways, or so I’ve been told)_ 1. Hit by pitch _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9500 "2026-04-08T20:51:26Z")
In honor of baseball season — **Thirteen Ways a Batter Can Reach First Base (without getting a base hit)** _(there are a total of twenty-three ways, or so I’ve been told)_ 1. Hit by pitch 2. Dropped third strike followed by a successful run to first [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=474) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093.md?page=476)