# Baker’s Dozen III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 494

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9861 "2026-07-21T15:10:40Z")

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**Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get.**

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7

I confess, I am normally AOK with the weirdo terms but 6-7 confounds me.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9862 "2026-07-22T03:57:28Z")

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**Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get.**

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9863 "2026-07-22T05:06:47Z")

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\*\*Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get\*\*

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat
5. Lowkey

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9864 "2026-07-22T13:32:20Z")

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\*\*Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get\*\*

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat
5. Lowkey
6. Ate

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9865 "2026-07-22T18:26:29Z")

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**Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get**

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat
5. Lowkey
6. Ate
7. n00b

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9866 "2026-07-22T18:54:16Z")

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**Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get**

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat
5. Lowkey
6. Ate
7. n00b
8. Biblically accurate

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9867 "2026-07-22T20:27:07Z")

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**Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get**

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat
5. Lowkey
6. Ate
7. n00b
8. Biblically accurate
9. tradwife

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9868 "2026-07-22T21:31:54Z")

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**Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get**

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat
5. Lowkey
6. Ate
7. n00b
8. Biblically accurate
9. tradwife
10. yeet

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9869 "2026-07-27T21:33:01Z")

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Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat
5. Lowkey
6. Ate
7. n00b
8. Biblically accurate
9. tradwife
10. yeet
11. Cringe

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9870 "2026-07-27T21:46:42Z")

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Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat
5. Lowkey
6. Ate
7. n00b
8. Biblically accurate
9. tradwife
10. yeet
11. Cringe
12. Sigma

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9871 "2026-07-28T20:27:12Z")

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Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

1. GOAT
2. Rizz
3. 6-7
4. phat
5. Lowkey
6. Ate
7. n00b
8. Biblically accurate
9. tradwife
10. yeet
11. Cringe
12. Sigma
13. Skibidi

Next: **Made up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance

Technically all words are made up but you get the idea.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9872 "2026-07-28T20:31:49Z")

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**Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance
2. Absquatulate

Civil War-era slang term for “leave in a hurry.” I’m trying to re-popularize it.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9873 "2026-07-28T22:29:20Z")

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**Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance
2. Absquatulate
3. Velocipedalist

No longer will words like ‘biker’, ‘rider’, ‘pedaler’, or ‘cyclist’ cause confusion between riders of motorcycles, scooters, and mopeds _(and their mutated bastard offspring, the e-bike)_ and riders of true, original, purely pedal-powered bicycles, as this word that will refer only to a person riding a two-wheeled vehicle that is propelled solely by the continuous pedaling action of its rider.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9874 "2026-07-29T01:36:49Z")

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**Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance
2. Absquatulate
3. Velocipedalist
4. Redbully

A name for someone who persistently annoys other people after consuming large quantities of caffeinated drinks.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9875 "2026-07-29T12:48:10Z")

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**Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance
2. Absquatulate
3. Velocipedalist
4. Redbully
5. Cromulent

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9876 "2026-07-29T19:50:06Z")

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**Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance
2. Absquatulate
3. Velocipedalist
4. Redbully
5. Cromulent
6. Hangry

I just find it amusing. And see:

> **[Hangry is officially a word in the Oxford English Dictionary](https://abcnews.com/GMA/Food/hangry-officially-word-oxford-english-dictionary/story?id=52869807)**
>
> Hangry: bad-tempered or irritable as a result of hunger, has been added to the Oxford English Dictionary.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9877 "2026-07-29T23:59:36Z")

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**Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance
2. Absquatulate
3. Velocipedalist
4. Redbully
5. Cromulent
6. Hangry
7. Finical goosery

John Milton’s description of foolishness

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9878 "2026-07-30T11:32:51Z")

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**Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance
2. Absquatulate
3. Velocipedalist
4. Redbully
5. Cromulent
6. Hangry
7. Finical goosery
8. Kerfuffle

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9879 "2026-07-30T12:37:44Z")

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**Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance
2. Absquatulate
3. Velocipedalist
4. Redbully
5. Cromulent
6. Hangry
7. Finical goosery
8. Kerfuffle
9. Shenaniganizer

I first heard it in the film _Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs_.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/9880 "2026-08-04T21:04:56Z")

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**Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used**

1. Disagrievance
2. Absquatulate
3. Velocipedalist
4. Redbully
5. Cromulent
6. Hangry
7. Finical goosery
8. Kerfuffle
9. Shenaniganizer
10. Sarchasm

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